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Spotted in Bellingham, WA. @bombsfall.bsky.social

submitted 12 hours ago • 37 comments

husband, to his game team: y'all heard of the Zootopia abortion comic? husband, after a minute: I don't remember an assassination... husband: looks over at me me: nods profusely husband: JFK? me: nods again

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shout out to @jamieloftus.bsky.social for giving me the explanation of "I'm a freak of nature and a pervert with a lot of time" to use when people ask me about my special interest research

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ACAB includes lobster cop

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who up throwing their fish

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shout out to the uncharacteristic confidence I feel when a person I'm with is more anxious than me

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husband: hawk tuah but hawk moth edition. "hawk motha, akumatize that thing!"

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The thing is, I wish all those COVID grifters were right when they said taking supplements would prevent or cure COVID. I wish it were that easy. But it's just not.

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who up gendering their dango

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shout out to the elderly lady at the health care center wearing a "Canada isn't for sale" hat

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My coworker's little kid just asked him about the flag on my office door, and he said, "It's a rainbow flag." Then the kid moved on. That was it, because that's how simple it is.

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accidentally activated the "I'm home routine" via google assistant, listened in confusion as it explained things, then fell to floor when it said "I'll play a song to celebrate you coming home" and started blasting "every night" by imagine dragons

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manager is running late for a meeting so the tech guys are talking about their various fermenting projects

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who up cranking their gamma

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"I didn't know this game was scary!" I exclaim, while playing a game with "fear" in the title.

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who up mishandling their music box

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in the bed. straight up "reading it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My video game trivia

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who up polishing their antlers

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who up adorning their horse

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The song "She's So Gone" from Lemonade Mouth (2011) is a non-binary anthem.

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@bearnurse.bsky.social @buttzilla.bsky.social Thanks to your explanation of concussions in your coverage of #46 of Animorphs, I have officially added all instances of the kids knocking people unconscious to the "willfully causing great suffering or serious injury" section of my war crimes list.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")

submitted 31 days ago • 57 comments

who up boosting their boys

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Little else has haunted me more these past five years than the evangelical embrace of the concept of "the sin of empathy."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

my husband got a humidifier the other day, and as he was filling it up, I was like "what if I peed in there. wouldn't that be fucked up?" and he looked at me like

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

my beautiful husband is currently singing "I wanna be a lizard, I wanna be a kiki" in the bathroom. little does he know, that's the plot of the first animorphs book.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

husband: [bursting into the room] animorphs had a suicide squad?! me, resident animorphs expert: oooh yeah, I guess they did

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who up pondering their orb

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husband out here farting like a Tesla coil

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husband: turns out all I needed to do to be productive was make a list. checking things off is so fun! me: that's the most ADHD thing you've ever said.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

the vaccines cause autism argument makes me so mad bc. what’s so bad about having autism?? i have autism?? now what??? gonna fight me abt it??

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

honestly shout out to our cat, because no matter how much she'll end up costing us in medical bills or whatever, caring for her will never come close to the cost of raising a human child

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

being raised evangelical makes for such wild conversations when you meet people without that background, because I had to explain the concept of "purpling" the other day despite having known that term since I was twelve

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who up opening their tube of goo

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who up nabbing their shard

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

me: [watching a video with two wasps touching antennas] they're friends! husband: no me: no what? husband: they're not allowed to have the joys of friendship, they're evil

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I've been going through sermons from my childhood church for ✨research✨, and back in 2022, the pastor said that the elders had called members who hadn't attended since the pandemic started, to check on them. I was a member at the time, and an adult. But no one called me. No one came after me.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

On a fundamental level it’s insane that there isn’t a “I don’t want to deport anyone” party. Put that right next to the “I don’t want to bomb anyone” party I’ve been waiting for all my life.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

seeing just how much evangelical christianity is soaked into every pore of all this horseshit....... all the initatives to drive women and minorities from public life in particular..... their Obsession with hierarchy and obedience and submission -- it's everywhere, like the foulest smell

submitted 29 days ago • 163 comments

the headline is not “trump blames deadly plane crash on DEI” but “trump seizes on deadly plane crash to attack minorities”

submitted 29 days ago • 229 comments

the utter audacity of my gender envy being activated by one of the most queerphobic pastors in my county

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

if i see one more senator or congressperson posting MAN THIS IS SO ILLEGAL SOMEBODY SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING i think i might actually fucking black out

submitted 31 days ago • 11 comments

Marked safe from having to make up new sins like "empathy" in order to justify being a terrible person.

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

i do not believe i was ever mentally prepared for the year that would be this month

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments