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my heroes are on the other side of the glass

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

i am training to visit sick kids at the hospital but am NOT a hero please do NOT call me a hero

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

🎅 HO HO HO Braves Country, whether you’ve been nice 😇 or naughty 😈🤤you better sleigh 🛷 your way to Truist Park ⚾️ and bless 🙏 yourself with my presence 🎁, 🔗 LINKin park in bio

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

the last 3 days to get this exclusive Blooper ornament start this Friday, book your Santa Photos now and don’t miss out 🔗 in da bio

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

still not enough space for Dunnah

submitted 154 days ago • 3 comments

your girl goes here

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments

they thought I fell off but all I do is sleigh 🛷 🎄

submitted 156 days ago • 4 comments

wonder how much more weight Dunnah gained today

submitted 157 days ago • 3 comments

the real Thanksgiving question is does carbonara count as a version of bacon mac n cheese

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

thankful for the haters, losers, and bozos, of whom there are many, but even more thankful for the friends, legends, and book readers, of whom there are more

submitted 157 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

heres the deal: for every additional Blooper Santa Photo slot y’all get, I will stiffarm an extra peewee player tomorrow

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

🚨 we’re a week out from Blooper Santa Photos and our Black Friday Deal just dropped 🚨 buy one, get the one you paid for you won’t find better value! 🔗⬇️

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

Breaking News: Images of this years NEW ornament that comes with your Blooper Santa Photos are in and they look awesome (mostly bc it’s my face) you can ONLY get them with Santa Photos so book your session now!

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

some event in the Battery has necessitated the need for a kebab truck and it’s calling me with its siren song

submitted 168 days ago • 14 comments

cant wait to watch my favorite family comedy on the way to Seattle, John Wick 4

submitted 667 days ago • 0 comments

ANOTHER APP YOU CAN’T STOP ME I’M GOING TO BE EVERY APPPPPPP

submitted 667 days ago • 4 comments