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bloosmoo.bsky.social
is @smoobloo on twitter (i dont acknowledge lazy and cringe branding) normal person, definitely not a bunch of lobsters wearing a latex suit,
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Facebook has become more glitched out than a copy of donkey kong thats been put in the microwave for 2 seconds.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

He made it look old school.

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope

submitted 67 days ago • 75 comments

First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope

submitted 68 days ago • 356 comments

This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

submitted 79 days ago • 1087 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 868 comments

I posted this on X and got shadowbanned. I don't care because of BlueSky

submitted 95 days ago • 171 comments

Wolves are essential They're the glue that brings the whole thing together. They're also completely harmless towards humans. In all of North America there's less than five documented fatalities involving wolves in the last 100 years.

submitted 96 days ago • 36 comments

nothing boils my blood more than being microwaved on high

submitted 99 days ago • 11 comments

The Wendy's vanilla frosty has at least one half gallon of her cum mixed in, that's why it's so thick. Where's the beef? Follow her to the freezer, she'll show ya.😉 Sponsored by DcMonald's

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

What a Freudian slip.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else remember when Dr. Oz said that it was fine for 2–3% of schoolchildren to die? Yeah, he’s in charge of Medicaid and Medicare now.

submitted 95 days ago • 1510 comments

A meteor shower

submitted 96 days ago • 376 comments

They spent the past few weeks telling us to leave Twitter, and then they come here to harass? Fuck that bullshit. Kick these annoying asshats all the way off the platform, PLEASE. Nobody has time for that shit. Crawl back under your rock.

submitted 95 days ago • 3023 comments

Saying we need AI because the kids are behind makes no sense to me. If the kids can barely craft a prompt to enter into AI, let alone interpret the results….. How is AI going to close the gaps??!!

submitted 95 days ago • 9 comments

Fuck coffee, I need an Ovaltine enema.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Do Pokemon poop?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My cereal has a serious lack of lead and trisodium phosphate. This country has really gone down the shitter.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments