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I forgot that water has three states of matter 😅

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Feeling like when Saruman told the orcs to start logging Fangorn forest.

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Moldemort: exists Rick Riordan: so there's a Muslim Valkyrie, a trans love interest, a couple that's differently abled, and interracial. Also, there are trustworthy adult characters, and my characters can resolve conflict in a healthy manner. Moldemort: 😡 Rick: ACAB and BLM 🖕🏼🖕🏼

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Screenshotting conversations where my loved ones validate me or are really really funny, or where they told me the Very Important Thing. Or the ADDRESS.

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Doja Cat has the energy of that friend you had as a kid that pretended to be a dog all the time? But who would also fight your relatives for you. Best friend freaking ever. Weird girls can get it.

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Eating a Lindor truffle, "ya know. Lead was the original zero calorie sweetener."

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Me after hating all day

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Y'all incels confused; you're not "weird," you're CREEPY. You're every move broadcasts that you are not to be trusted. Weird people are hot, and they're fucking. They may be dressed like clowns, but they're happy and you're not 🤡

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*about to have sex* "BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"

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Hanging out on the couch with animals is a top tier hobby tbh

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Legendary power triad is actually evil, and must be defeated by a new triad that has Empathy. - The Poppy War Series

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Oh thank god, you gave me a Task! Now I can do so much procrastinating, and get so much stuff done that isn't whatever you asked me to do. 😁🔫

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When a random character in a book has they/them pronouns 🥹

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"Gender is binary 🤬" Ribbon eel, all born male. Then some transition into female, change color, reproduce, and then well - die. But what a queen.

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Repost of my take on a Salamanders Female Space Marine ! #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity

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Jellyfish have EyES

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At least in 1933-1945 they had cunty outfits AND they made cars that worked.

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The seeing pool says you're a bitch

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My partners: educating me constantly because I grew up homeschooled and racist in rural Northern California. Me: funny accent, can dance 🕺🏼

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I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

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Y'all, I thought that a "Grand National" was a chess championship.

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I love how FB is just, low key rolling out that we can add songs to our profile. I had a song playing in the background of my "Christian" MySpace clone back in 2006. That's NINETEEN YEARS AGO Zuck, ya hack.

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*duck tape sounds* "This is for your Kendrick listening experience."

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Life goes on, I need all my babies 🕺🏼

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If one more app updates I'm gonna lose it

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"A Day of Fallen Night," the sequel/prequel to "The Priory of the Orange Tree." Very much like the first book! A little annoyingly so. BUT! Much more gay.

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*waves the white cat of surrender* "Stop struggling!" "mEOarW!!!"

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Apparently I can no longer pop, lock, and drop it 😭

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(hides cuticles) "Hey! Yeah, I'm alright."

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I look serious, but in my head I'm trying to memorize the stomp pattern in Hollaback Girl.

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I'll tell y'all the same thing I was told as a kid during a bird flu outbreak - don't touch feathers, and dead birds you find outside. Vulture core goblins 😤

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😅😅😅

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Not he/him like a boy, but He/Him like how my parents gaslit me into believing we weren't in a patriarchal religion by saying that God was neither a man nor a woman, but that His pronouns are He/Him. But also yes boy, because I am the goodest 😇

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I killed my blender 😭

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Yeah I'm a CEO - Cat Entertainment Officer.

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Yeah, I'm a rebel (puts on Kirkland signature ball cap that came in a two pack)

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I was in a male dominated social space and a -cop- stated, unprompted, how he thinks his wife is immature. To *strangers.* So yeah, all cops are bastards, always✨

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"You want to steal all my guitars 😡" Me, a drummer, and sound tech who has seen how guitarists treat their guitars. "No? Also, EW."

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Acquiescence is consent.

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California Googling how to succeed from the Union

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digital.kenyon.edu/bulmash_euth...

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How dare you not understand the importance of Latin in modern English 😭 It's the only consistent thing in the whole damn language. You can't start confusing the prefix of "im," and "a." That would be IMpractical, and you could Asphyxiate, because you don't know what words mean 💀💀💀

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The only Internet fights I really enjoy are about cicadas and Latin prefixes.

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The other day I asked someone what their favorite, "water creatures" were. The word is aquatic 💀

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