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trying to talk football with a bunch of nerds

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

lions what the fuck was that

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

she's just like me fr

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

submitted 72 days ago • 130 comments

happy friday the 13th to my beautiful daughters

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

bro I lost my work phone at MFF and one of my coworkers knows I was there, that's so embarrassing 😭

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

submitted 79 days ago • 457 comments

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

submitted 79 days ago • 322 comments

time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

submitted 464 days ago • 83 comments

my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody: THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS

submitted 79 days ago • 68 comments

bladee lyrics: ennhh, ask the nurse to tuck me in tight, i know i'll lose the next fight, human check engine light bladee clone lyrics: unghlhh, bitches in my pokedex, need a bitch with skinny legs, need a bitch to fuck me sex

submitted 81 days ago • 4 comments

I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex

submitted 81 days ago • 65 comments

just saw a car with the license plate "NEW OJ" and I am sorely disappointed that it wasn't a white Ford Bronco

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

submitted 100 days ago • 211 comments

if you’re new here, those of us who’ve been on bluesky a while have a LOT of lore to catch you up on that is frankly not very interesting. we’re gonna try to tell you about something called “alf hog” and you’ll be like “wait, that’s it? huh. alright. well, sounds like you had fun.” i can't wait

submitted 99 days ago • 195 comments

we're so back

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 531 days ago • 26 comments

*peter piper quitting his picking job and grabbing his crotch* i got your pickled pecker right here

submitted 517 days ago • 1 comment

this summer DO get it twisted. benedict cumberbatch is The Slinky. coming downstairs august 18th

submitted 584 days ago • 29 comments

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

submitted 586 days ago • 95 comments

happy sunday

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments

a triumph of memetic engineering

submitted 589 days ago • 30 comments

Say hello to Charlie Brown Jesus

submitted 597 days ago • 16 comments

reskeet if you love how queer people took this app over and made it a horny commie utopia or if you piss in the bathroom sink

submitted 597 days ago • 15 comments

tired of going to the fucked up restaurant that scares me. i hate eating terrifying tortellini and scary spaghetti. everyone else wants to go all the time and they say "it won't be scary this time" and they serve me repugnant ravioli. enough is enough

submitted 599 days ago • 5 comments

Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck” Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕

submitted 599 days ago • 42 comments