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blueberry1337.bsky.social
Hideo Kojima and Sam Lake Enjoyer, wife guy, never been wrong about any opinion I've ever had
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"CSI: Turkish Baths"

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Gockamole Like button is on the right, folks

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My Therapist: Twink Art the Clown isn't real, he can't hurt you Twink Art the Clown:

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Dawg it is 2025 and I am geccing the fuck out

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Me after forgetting to batten down: oh no, my hatches

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"I'm a monster fucker" There are no such thing as monsters, you are too cowardly to say the truth, that you jork it to pictures

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It's so fucking over dude it's never been more over

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Only a thin ribbon of human history ever got to juggle a guy in mortal kombat at an arcade with 12 kids behind you yelling OOOH

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Rough couple of em but I'm gonna bounce back and nobody is gonna stop me

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Self-partnered solo poly amputee hijabi mud wrestling

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The new Punch Out Tyson WR is STILL 30s longer than Tyson v Spinks

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Woke orthodontist: Adult braces, or as I like to call them, braces

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As my guitar gently cums

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It's so fucking over

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[Miss Cleo but she's also Creed] Call me now I'm right here by the phone for your reading Maybe this read Ain't so far out

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

[sitting cross legged in a dimly lit room until i ideate the perfect skeet] they call it a toaster because it stirs the bread into toast

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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Will a therapist drop me if I'm incredibly doomer pilled and have good reasoning to be so? Like I know you're not supposed to debatelord your therapist but I'm an argumentative person by nature and I don't want to burden some poor mental health professional

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i can help some people if they'll listen: everyone knows it's a nazi salute and the people pretending not to know are part of everyone. there is no benefit of the doubt because there is no doubt. "why are you pretending" is a useful question; "what do you think he was doing" is a useless one

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

They did a seig heil today you fuckin idiot

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Monday night RAW Did an MLK segment and IMMEDIATELY aired an OJ Simpson documentary commercial who says comedy is dead

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Thank god

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Penta looking schnice

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The texans are getting clowned on jesus christ

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I went to kiss your kids on the mouth island and everybody knew you

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At the greek restaurant doing an offensive italian voice and everybody keeps high fiving me and saying 'i hate those stupid spaghetti people' i could get used to this

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Fuck you Hulk

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The Rock just drank and drove on tv lmao

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Idk what country this flag is from but I want to beat all of their asses

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the "reminder: Trump is GUILTY" posts really feel like no-context cop brain shit. no one is pointing out what he was found guilty of or why it calls his legitimacy into question. it's just "convicted cant be president" which is false and makes people sound old; convicted can work Men's Wearhouse too

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

Neurodivergent Neil DeGrasse Tyson be like

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Need a Yakuza game where Majima and Sayama fight over Kiryu's heart.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a resist lib account following 45,000 people on here. My timeline looks like the code from the Matrix if it was entirely homophobic AI images of Elon Musk. I haven’t read a post from someone I actually know for six months. In the time it took you to read this I just followed 700 more accounts.

submitted 57 days ago • 54 comments

Pronouncing "luggage" like "bukkake"

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every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

submitted 59 days ago • 176 comments

I'd fucking kill to see a video of muppets cranking dat soulja boy

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You cannot hurt me any longer wham

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This Christmas' ham nap was one of my best yet

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I should be allowed to shoot the author the Harley Quinn fart comic w a gun

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Gonna post through this family gathering

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CAN FIND WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LIL GIRL WELL ON THE MAGIC CUM MAN SLIDE

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Naked! At the oiled up twerk off

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