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bluecorncrust.bsky.social
“I don't wanna see no movie about no regular donkeys, not when super donkeys are on the table. No sir."
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If you have an hour that you would prefer to spend looking at this rather than not, you ought to. youtu.be/NkARD8oTzOM?...

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Just For Men should be more specific. They should call it Just For Divorced Men.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

@thebetsy.bsky.social Didn’t realize the guardian was a putin shill rag. You’d really have to have a low opinion of your readership to print that trash.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Slowly desiccating my loads summoned while fantasizing about anthropomorphic obsolete objects (sexy typewriter, sexy fax machine, etc.) in the food dehydrator before painstakingly folding the fragile pale crusts into the shape of cranes is what I call one hell of an afternoon.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Shaving my balls with a straight razor and fantasizing about cutting my dick’s throat. …but I’m too much of a goddamned coward to go through with it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m doing digital crowdwork in your comments.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It would be the fair and just thing for them to tell you before hand that if you start crying you automatically lose the rap battle.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments