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Blue county/Red state landscaper practicing for retirement. Let's mix up some cocktails and blast 90's rock music while we make two lasagnas before the football game. Oh, and Fuck Trump and President Musk.
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

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Omg Drunk nap Let's eat

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Is she ashamed of something? Or just trying to keep the light out of her eyes?

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Ha! 😄

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🙂😄👍 Trump humiliated as tiny crowd braves drizzle for his $45M military birthday flop - The Mirror US www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

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My beautiful daughter's birthday. And she has to share it with Felon Fuckface Trump. 🙂/☹️

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Getting tired of these hypocritical fucks.

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Fuck @nbcnews.com

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Do you talk to yourself? Every day. But it's usually these conversations: -What the fuck. -Dumbass. -You fucking dumbass. -Seriously?

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My 41-year-old Christian friend just now shared on FB that at 41 he had a heart attack. But it's God's plan telling him to slow down & spend more time spreading the gospel instead of engaging in physical activity. Dude? Maybe God's plan could have been just give you a better heart to start out with?

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What's it like feeding your lunch in a truck everyday: I picked a wood chip off of my shirt and popped it into my mouth because I assumed it was a morsel of food from the sandwich I was eating. #bluecollarproblems

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Try to tear me down. youtu.be/iTK9rYU6Vf8?...

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youtu.be/OUpP02enWgU?...

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I am my dog's emotional support animal.

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Hey @theweatherchannel.bsky.social .... Take your app and shove it up your cyclone. Putting radar behind a paywall!? GFY. Goodbye forever.

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The first sign of liver failure. #casino

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This 40 year old man sitting next to me on this plane is wearing his high-school class ring.

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Want to increase your salary, have affordable housing, keep your healthcare, have lower insurance premiums, access to medical care, and have affordable child care — don’t vote for Republicans. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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The container #garden. Everything potted. Still need to get the cukes in the ground, determine the layout of all the pots, and erect some deer fencing.

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HamburgerStroganoff and a can of corn.

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The Rules Committee meets at 1 AM on Tuesday night/ Wednesday morning to ram through this disastrous bill. Why? Because they don't want you to see them ripping healthcare from millions of Americans. You do not hold a hearing for a bill at 1 AM unless you're completely ashamed of it.

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Every night is a Friday night when you're self employed.

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