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cavatappi really came for ms. maryanne macaroni's neck and left that bitch exsanguinated

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

submitted 31 days ago • 296 comments

Jail if you make hot chocolate with water!

submitted 67 days ago • 4 comments

Just getting back to journaling for the first time in Almost a year and phew is my hand sore. I need to do this more often

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Enemies to fuckers

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Far be it from me to let a dessert go to waste

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

actually might be easier to find angostura chill lemon lime

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

where could i get ginseng up lemon lime in the States?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Thirrrrsssstttttyyyyyyyy

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I need iron yesterday 🫠

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

This is an insulting attempt to gaslight the public into taking the corporate executive elites side in what is obviously a CLASS conflict. MEDIA hasn't been empathetic to him at all, PEOPLE have. Not because he's white, but because we AGREE with what he did. We UNDERSTAND where it came from.

submitted 82 days ago • 8 comments

being shy and a yapper is such an experience because i will likely not be the first one to speak in any given situation, but once i'm comfortable and you get me going?? baby, i might never stop talking

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Imma start dramatically quoting He Think I Love Him by Meg. The occasions call for it

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Terrorizing my friends with the infinite scenarios

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Love how instead of doing the dishes, I started a new blog article 😅 I hope my friends will be happy

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Merry and Pippin:

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Put it on GitHub.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I just think that if you own a physical copy of a book, you should get free access to a digital copy. -signed girl with too many books

submitted 85 days ago • 94 comments

as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch

submitted 87 days ago • 29 comments

My audiobook loan was returned to the library with 23 minutes left to be heard. 😔 Ball up top.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

A.D.I.D.A.S. All Day I Dream About Stardewvalley

submitted 86 days ago • 5 comments

let’s get the fuck outta here, grab some coffee and visit every bookstore in the city.

submitted 88 days ago • 82 comments

When I die and review my stats with God, I want him to tell me how many spies I met irl

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Me and mornings are so not friends

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I know a lot about the Sunday, Monday, Thursday sport than I really need to, but what I do know is I want to see Kendrick perform. Oh and also the Lions v. Ravens matchup we should have got last year

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the traveling part of traveling. Just get me there already

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

The horrors are upon me

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I may look like a Shetland Pony, but my sister is the real hot girl of the family

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

You history nerds are onto something, learning this stuff is really fun!

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Oh thank goodness nothing was wrong!!

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

There are 5 men rn standing in front of my car at the Valvoline… I’m nervous

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think companies understand that I WILL contact the better business bureau or whoever tf for false sale advertising. I don't care how small of a business you are, do better

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

forgot to update that I am 1/3 of the way through the Lord of the Rings!! I love me some hobbits 🤓

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

New Liziqi video dropped after like FOUR years LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

I’m never right about if men are tall. All I know is I gotta look up 😭

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I want one at the beginning of the day too

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I will NEVER get over the time when my sister forgot the phrase "duck-footed" and said I was GOOFY-FOOTED

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Bring this show back, I’m so serious

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

“Do you want to fight?” -A woman who’s 5’3

submitted 108 days ago • 12 comments

sometimes i torture myself by playing hard sudoku while i'm sleepy

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I want to melonball my emotions out of my heart My sister: is it the heart that feels emotions or the head that feels the heart’s emotions Me: whatever it is they need to get the hell out

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe this why I can’t sleep, I’m unwinding with my twerk tapes 😭😭

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment