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Prolific Poster

“don’t worry robin! i’m a reindeer, we tend to have a big sweet tooth . . and besides! i’m a doctor, i know what i’m doing.” rubbing a fluffy cheek against her, he felt all warm and fuzzy on the inside to know that she was worried about him, but he was absolutely fine.

“robinn!” looking up at her with a silly little smile, and big round eyes. “do i? i think it’s because i ate half a dozen cinnamon rolls right has sanji had taken them out of the oven and poured the yummy icing on top of them!”

𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙨 - 𝙀𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝟲:𝟭𝟮

oh no she’s at it agai—

pushing a couple rocks in her general direction for her to play with.

“EEEEK‼️” hoof clutching over his fluffy chest as he heaved heavily. very startled by the plant-rocket.

playing with rocks out on the thousand sunny’s deck.

okay! let’s go! ( hopping up onto his shoulder and leaning in to whisper into his ears with sparkles in his eyes. ) so we’re like spies on a secret mission for a secretly sweet breakfast?

DO I?! YES!!!!! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! ( hopping up and down in excitement— practically bouncing off the walls. )

( sighing in relief and nodding. ) yep! thank you sanji! you’re the best!

“uhh . . i’m a reindeer-human?” peeking his head out from behind the wall, bashfully. “nice to meet you miss irene.”

“i’m a reindeer who ate the human human fruit— WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!” panicking and hiding behind a wall, the wrong way.

flying into the air because he’s startled from all the screaming before he crosses his arm and grumbles. “I AM NOT A RACCOON DOG!”

huh?! why is he being rewarded? he’s very confused but will gladly accept any tangerines— he clearly has a hankering for some food.

“but it’s yummy . . it tastes like hay . .” chomping away at the magazine.

chewing a hole through said catalogue.

well, chopper was looking for something in sanji’s locker, his cigarettes to be exact— which is when he saw all that nasty stuff. oh no! his tummy is grumbling, he’s hungry.

it takes time— maybe even a few years. chopper still doesn’t understand why sanji has magazines with naked people in his locker.

humans are complex, chopper has learned that the hard way over the years. emotions are hard, but they’re important— even all the sad ones that make us feel bad inside.

he’ll bring some snacks for ichiji when he does come back. for now though, he’s going to cuddle with him and give him the comfort he wants.

oh and he’s just being whisked away against his will. he doesn’t mind, ichiji is warm. he likes cuddling with him. though, his little tummy might grumble and growl a little while into their cuddle session— he’s a growing boy who needs to eat!

have you been sleeping alright lately? ( hooves poke and prod at him trying to figure out the root cause of his ailment. ) u h - h u h h . . i can give you something if you’re constipated, and something for the muscle soreness too.

huh? wha— oh it’s ichiji. hugging him back, rubbing his fluffy cheeks all over his face like a cat.

g a s p. that’s not good. ( already pressing his stethoscope against his chest and then to his back. ) how long have you been feeling like this?

“zoro! let’s get your neck checked out!” yelling from across the deck as he scurried back to her with his medical supplies.

( already standing by his feet, medical bag in tow. ) what are your symptoms?

yikes! that did not sound good. the doctor is already rushing to get his medical bag.

( rolling around in pain for a good while before he perks up to take big gulps of water from the swirly straw like the big, strong reindeer he is. )

i’ll be oka— ( doubling over because his teeth hurt and because of a brain freeze. ) owie!!!

( with the green light, he practically unhinges his jaw to start consuming the yummy goodness. )

leaning into his hand and smiling.

( looking around to see if their captain was around, he’s turned into special agent 007 to devour the sweet treat sanji made in peace. )

“you don’t have to— just don’t call me strange names!”

( peeking his head out from behind a corner. )

“not funny.”

“i am a reindeer. a r e i n d e e r‼️” grumbling before biting his finger.

who are you?

i’m not a raccoon either‼️

yes . . . i’m a reindeer.

i’m not a tanuki! >:(

e-eh?!

“no! i’m not letting you go back to your ship. i’m going to make you feel better first! i’m a doctor i can’t just leave you like this.”

“because i like you!! and i can’t leave a patient of mine lolipop-less.” hugging his leg, refusing to let go. he would get dragged around but he didn’t care.

chasing him down with the lollipop in hand. chopper was just looking out for him, he didn’t mean to upset him.

“come back!! you forgot your strawberry lollipop!”

“oh shush namiii!” giggling and wiggling shyly.

“you have me! the best doctor on the grand line!!”

“she will. she knows zoro is always fine even after he drinks all the alcohol we have on board. you on the other hand were feeling hungover and sick. you should not drink so much! sanji also gives zoro enough food to help ease the alcohol into his bloodstream, you on the other hand ate NOTHING!”