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Dark Lord of Bluetspur * pet lover * people understander * satire
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Imbued the Demon Core with a personality. I shall call him Timothee.

Wanted: Janitor for Big Job! Must be willing to clean up liquefied sentients incl. illithids. Must be willing to be paid in “exposure.”

Ohhh—Phineas was right about cell death. Wow!

Recently acquired a “Demon Core” from Erth. Terrible investment. The squids haven’t found a single demon inside and they’ve been looking for hours.

While Critical Role brought a huge audience to Dungeons and Dragons, I'll always be bummed they also made it performative. I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it." Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.

Fools! The only thing more powerful than power is not-not-power! It’s entirely conceptual and I have a whole jar of the stuff.

Ugggh accidentally splintered the timeline. The squids are all wearing CPAP masks and trying to kill each other with “inverted thoughts”

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

I am going to make a soundboard that’s just samples of sam raimi flicks

OOC: What is your favorite classic* D&D adventure that doesn’t have a tarokka deck and Strahd Von Zarovich? *whatever classic means to you

I just think the Dark Powers should have caught the Eyeless One by now. That dude is messed up.

See, Raddy knows how to receive a gift. Classy guy.

I hope everyone likes their tadpoles. I chose the ones with the blandest personalities. For best results, use in the presence of an Elder Brain. DO NOT RELEASE LIVE TADPOLES! DO NOT LET TADPOLES CONSUME OTHER TADPOLES!

I am ready for the inevitable crossover w Thomas the Tank Engine RPers.

happy birthday baby strahd

And why shouldn’t I have a network of flesh tunnels snaking through Makab like the digestive organs of some massive, cosmic predator? Have I not earned such? Am I not deserving?

Putting the Bog Lawyer in your Little Nemo ass dreams.

Got my first batch of nightmare surveys. Seems like the H’ent Eye Monster needs to be… scarier. Oh dear.

That’s what I like about our Soth. Never saw a problem he couldn’t bash or stab into order.