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The world really is wild at heart and weird on top, Lula thought.
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I Give That Soda A 0/10

"Now we are friends! Now we are friends!" – Drake and Kendrick on Not Like Us (Remix) out later this year

Happy Valentine's day to all my friends and opps, i love each and every one of you

did we ever confirm if oren is virgil texas' brother

I’m Hungry

former cracked child

recently viewed items on ebay

the main character of the world for people under 30 is ishowspeed. for people over 30 its the menswear guy

my "bonnies are back" meter has moved ever-so-slightly from absolute zero for the first time in 17 days

the Philadelphia Eagles are the sports franchise of the Gentrifier class and I will never root for them

It'll be a cold day in Hell I root for a Philadelphia sports team

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good

im going 32 years old mode

Never posted the surprise New Bedford cameo in 2666

If I was Babygirl things woulda gone down real different I tell ya that much

Nelly had a fulfilling christmas

thanks i was doing okay but this made me feel much worse

It is now the solstice. I love the solstice. fuck the equinox #solstice #solsticeman

took hoops like 30 years to realize 3 pointers are worth more than 2 pointers. took hockey like 90 years for goalies to realize trying to stop goals while standing up straight was not working

Nelly

unrelated! pelosi famously hates aoc because she sees aoc as trying to usurp her as public enemy number 1 of conservatives in congress, a role pelosi loves.

Feels psychotic

I’ll be honest, when I heard the sentence “Italian guy who posts about Fleshlights and Tenga eggs is arrested at McDonalds” I assumed it was Producer Dan

lets gooooooo

Please follow for more great prompts from my improv partner

big is moving to munchkinland

Bonaventure reference in 2666

Using my one phone call at the police station to dial 911

add CCSU to the a10 to replace umass

Folarin and Wedlow blooper reel is gonna go crazy

I'm really going to miss Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare. He was one of my favorite CEOs.

you: mom i want derrick jones jr mom: we have derrick jones jr at home derrick jones jr at home:

pogging barrel hive #riseup

Pogging Barrel Fever is sweeping the nation

Rusted Root playing in a trailer for a movie about the killdozer guy

Kings of Leon suck but also I kinda love em

the artist who created the work is italian and the person who bought it is from China?

wow the parade this year was crazy

mormons are ontologically evil and the church of latter day saints should be banned

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