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I’d be that soldier who’s the ant queen’s lesbian workwife, callin her my little aphid n shit and watch her cervix bulge with arthropoid orbees

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The only functional distinction between nationalism and brand loyalty is that one has soccer teams

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I’m the minion of my mind, and with these thoughts my brain Gru

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Yarr I asked for no pickles, no booty for you!

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how they get every miror to look like me… dafuq?

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Wtf is this true. I hope everyone who has blocked me knows that I save my posts of you like a mom treasures the photo of their toddler being a sobbing drooling mess on Santa’s lap, in several physical forms and bury them in capsules. Even without your Christmas spirit I forever persist in the shade

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Piss, the funny fluid, and shit, the coward’s log

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Whenever a baddie walk by I lock in to the lotus pose to prove I got the chi she nee

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So we know that red makes you hungry we gotta find the color that makes you open-mouth masturbate

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Every day we inch closer to O block uniting under a vicious but fair king and subjugating the Midwest in the name of the Chicago Knan

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Imagined myself In The Christ and got a really big boner

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This is how the 20 top be lookin at you before ordering a round of “mojeetoes”

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Third post mentioning doors because the streets tell me its good storytelling

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A janky lookin emergency exit on the starboard of a jumbo jet call that shit a right wing weirdo

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Four door in Mordor. The devilish saloon.

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Me n my slime who be havin a long ass right arm but s chill cause we’ve ridden and didden for several fortnights

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Breaking into various old homes and replacing the bedpans with cast iron skillets to see if anyone notices

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Grug it out (x17)

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People call for civil war as if they’d make it a day out there. They would find you betwixt the rubble and you would eagerly bind your body in chains for access to their gruel. I would be hunting caravans from the bush. An entire county would be avoided out of fear of Treetop Tony

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Have your subway order be made wrong right in front of you and it’d all make sense why they pump the injections wrong on purpose

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Staring at my uncovered fluorescent bulb to fall asleep but now my brain think it day? Whata the derp?

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Need to start gatekeeping “folks.” Not your word unfortunately. Back in my day you needed to have your banjo license on you at all times to use that word. Still keep it on me in the chance I run into someone with any sense.

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They always always asking about the muffin man yeah I’m in your man’s muffin right now. I’m muffin ur man.

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Smoking the shit that gave Coni fur

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Me trying to explain to this Guy that I said Blueing, the action, and not Bluey, the show: take that fucking diaper off when youre around me

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White people will observe a electromagnetic induced stroke and say some shit like “who wants spaghetti”

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I’m a simple ant. I don’t mess around with that Drama Mound. I just burrow down and do my own thing

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Selling my variety of toenails at $80 starting and if I don’t reap results in the first fiscal quarter I’m killing myself

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Chud: hey what’s up man Me who has a direct line to many a labia: other than women not much

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The men of yore, lest you forget, used to rock those puffball nightcaps. It was their lingerie. Until that fuckass mcduck stole it from them. They are not the epitome of gentrification, nay, they were its first victim

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I don’t look like a puppydog but if I did I’d unfortunately fw it

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Can u fucking imagine

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I just be doing shit. Shit I be doing just. Call it righteous.

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Wh0 up uggin the bugg

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Just leveled up my Wimpeenis in Freakymon Feet, take THAT nintendork

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Uggin tf outa my bugger rn

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🟢 ugger they bugger rn

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I can feel it now. A clean slate. No bar to achieve. No expectations. I have traveled the ice sheet and discovered a New World. This shall be the land I make a throne of skull and bone. Every compass will point due West in my presence. Poster I must, Poster they need, oh so poster I shall be.

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