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glasgow | best wishes to those who oppose us | confirmed cigarette emoji | trans rights are human rights
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I feel this is replicated in the UK. Bored people with no real problems fuming at stories in the Mail and Telegraph. Setting up campaigns against wind farms. It’s a well known fact that many of the people furious about immigration live in areas with the fewest immigrants

we're at the briggait sellin' cookies if you're near the briggait and want a cookie

jesus christ, government websites have been completely scrubbed of all mentions of 8” uncut tech bear seeking son swap

Can't believe they made Always Sunny: Mind Beauty

I WOULD BUY IT DAY ONE.

Continuing my miserable descent into being someone with a letterboxd account letterboxd.com/blythos/film...

I work as an independent Bechdel Advisor. I tell directors where to insert a scene in their movie so that it passes the Bechdel test, with minimum impact to plot or characters. You can make a powerfully feminist work for as little as ten seconds of extra footage

I got a mubi go membership, and now I am insufferable. letterboxd.com/blythos/

Can't believe The Brutalist ends with the protagonist getting cancelled for being homophobic, and he's forced to wile away his life doing level design for Monster Hunter. Derivative

i refuse to read books written by anyone with a substantial tiktok following, and you should do the same

[grimes, in a moment of realization] scratch a nazi, and a fascist bleeds

yessss

I got a trim

big head

the xenomorph in the Aliens movies is a metaphor for a sort of scary monster that kills you

found this hidden in my house what the fuck is it

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

why are you bragging about that

Watching Conjuring Kesha to start 2025 as I mean to go on

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

A little fact you can trot out when appropriate

all-star fighters (2005, ps2) is incredible. you know the "simple 2000" series of japan budget ps2 games? many of which got english localized (in europe) by 505 gamestreet? they made a /simple 2000 crossover fighter/. a veritable marvel vs capcom of legendary kusoge.

It's funny how Like A Dragon' Infinite Wealth parodies everything I hate about how romance is depicted in RPGs by making you do a Tinder mini game in which you catfish women by telling them exactly what they want to hear until they agree to have sex with you

Awake early on the winter solstice means experiencing the high dark, longest amount of dark of the year. After sunrise the darkness will begin its 6 month long retreat. Today it gets to wear a paper hat and open its presents; that half-year push to fill the day is over

Spotify is a scourge

spectacular

gays are like "I took a photo, please clap"

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

This is absolutely worth reading, and thinking about it through an LGBTQ lens how the gay apps - often a necessity for people to find others like them - are actively designed to make you mentally ill

yoko taro and fromsoft should do a game together so we can all finally experience Real Gaming (a poison swamp that deletes your save)

they made Gerald Witcher a girl in the new game, so I threw my Xbox out the window and it killed a small dog, and now everyone's mad at me for having an opinion

dreaming of one day being invited to the asymmetric dance party

when the asymmetrics catch sight of a lowly proportionate

[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system

this is exactly right

RETWEET IF U AGREE

saw another shop that looks like one in an open-world videogame that's deliberately signalling that you can't go inside it

I've just invented hopescrolling. It's all about consuming content with weaponised optimism. It's about scrolling with resistance, scrolling to keep love alive. It's about scrolling with kindness and empathy, and being a powerful force for change