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Hell's most eligible bachelor. Certified fireproof. I rescue animals. I'm an ally to anybody who needs one. I like travel, music, trains, photos, and my Harley. I ride it on the Devil's Backbone. He hates that! #DevilishlyCharming
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I have this to say about it. Infer what you will. #LetTheDanglyBitsDangle

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To all who celebrate!

Good Monday morning friends! A Healthy List: Sleep more Eat less sugar Remove clutter Stay teachable Show gratitude Actually exercise Drink more water Read & write more Play more #boardgames Perform random acts of kindness Spend quality time with loved ones

I know which ones I'm eating. #GulfOfFuckTrump

I'm planning a summer road trip from the Gulf of Mexico to Denali. Anybody wanna ride shotgun?

What would you have done if you were on the Titanic? You should probably start on that now.

I notice that @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is following 998 other Skywalkers. Do you think he'll get up to 1000? Do you think that *I* might be that lucky one? Yeah, me neither. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just curious, are Felonious Yam and his Billionaire Bitches donating their government salary? Remember how much the Rube-Cult masses loved that?

Why aren't twist-ties fluorescent? It don't cost nothing!

Dry January is well and truly fucked!!

Due to inclement weather, the Felon's inauguration will now be held inside the Kremlin.