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Twenty-something from Georgia, USA. | I'm with stupid (ples hlp). | He/They
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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 10 days ago • 291 comments

Your daily encouragement :3

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

WOW I feel like the follow bots are really becoming a problem? Even if you don't know me, comment your favorite fruit below if you're not a bot! 😊

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Okay so I heard a while back from somewhere online that Samsung at some point changed their autocorrect to automatically use Grammarly AI but in a short google search I couldn't find anything about it. I've known it's been an option for a while but what I heard was they made it default.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

I wish a good night to everyone except people with bright ass LED headlights that blind you when you're driving at night. There is no need for them to be THAT bright. And this is a hill I'm willing to die on.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

I see a lot of my mutual follow these accounts. Don't do it! They're spam. They steal content, get basic facts wrong, don't credit creators, and often amass an audience so they can link to spammy sites.

submitted 102 days ago • 52 comments

Getting ready for early Thanksgiving tomorrow.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Today's project: Saffron yellow baby blanket. Worsted Red Heart yarn, size US J hook. This is my fourth attempt since last night. Wish me luck! 😅 #crochet

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

One of my most important rules: Never trust what you think of yourself after 9 pm. Goodnight bluesky 💙

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

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TTRPG day folks. Playing Call of Cthulu. Ronnie, Investigator, British WW1 combat veteran pilot, reporting for duty. Current setting is Blackwater Creek, Mass, 1924. Something strange is afoot...

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

This just in: Cat Insists on Laying in the Sun, Says Sunlight is "Too Bright"

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Is it overly petty of me that I've purged my closet of all my red clothing and plan on specifically buying more blue clothing? I've been told yes by multiple people. 💙💀

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Good Morning. #catoftheday

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Love how I come on here this morning and everyone is just shooting the shit about TV shows, favorite tag teams, music and putting up Christmas trees too early lol and not one bull shit comment. Love this place

submitted 121 days ago • 12 comments

Okay, I just realized something about bluesky that makes me love it even more now. Emojis don't count extra towards your character limit ❤️

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

I HONESTLY do NOT understand some gamers when it comes to playing games via different levels of difficulty. Play it exactly how you'd like. You have paid for that experience and as long as YOU are having fun then who's to judge? One thing that gets me is when people talk down, enjoy your hobby💖

submitted 121 days ago • 129 comments

If Jill Stein and the Green Party have no haters, know that I am dead. Come back to me when you start acting like a real party.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

Therapist: Orion-Atlas doesn't exist, it can't hurt you. Orion-Atlas: #ksp #kerbalspaceprogram #rocket #gaming #orion #atlasv #cursedrockets

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Hi there. My name's Brandon. A future IT professional hopeful, here I post things that I think are interesting or that make me laugh. I've never taken social media seriously and I don't plan to start. Welcome and enjoy the ride.

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

Guess I'm into this BlueSky thing now 🤷‍♂️😅 proper introduction post incoming

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this, I invite you to post an image from your device with no explanation

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