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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

An easy comfortable win?? Where your star players perform to their expectations... What is this feeling I am experiencing....

Snitker is sending Sale back out there at 100 pitches. Uh okay.

*picking up the pieces to build it back up again*

RONNNNIEEEE MY KING

Profar can't come back soon enough man. Whatever mojo that Eli White/Verdugo had for a minute at the start has been completely used up and discarded. I mean it wasn't like Profar was great in his 4 games but I'll take any chance. Probably going to be too late by the time Profar comes back though

What is the fauxZuna guy doing in Milwaukee? lmao

bluesky: you can yell at a senator x: for a monthly fee, you can yell at a democratic senator mastodon: we do not have any senators threads: we have invented an entire platform to make senators feel as safe as possible while interacting with nabisco

In before another Chris Sale masterclass that we lose by one run. Script writers are getting lazy this season.

The best part about a relative visiting is the clean house you get to enjoy after you panic cleaned an hour and a half before they showed up.

A herring is a fish. When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells. It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail. Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Pretty close prediction. Strider looked better but not great. Braves were up but then the Giants mounted a comeback and an Albies error cost them the game. Braves lose by 1 run.

basically we are going on about a month of professional sports where the Indiana pacers have won every coin flip and the braves have lost every single one

What's your pick for today's disappointing performance? I am going with Strider looks great for the first time this season, but the Braves defense gives up a couple errors which leads to one accidental bad pitch that costs a few runs. Braves mount a comeback and lose by 1 run. A classic.

"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...

The Braves are now 0-9 in California this season and if you include the 2024 Wild Card series, they're on an 11-game losing streak in the state of California right now. The only good news is that I'm still alive and I enjoy being alive

ABSOLUTE CINEMA lmaoooooo

Well it isn't Iglesias coming in for the save. So that's one good thing.

Can't wait to see how the Braves mess this one up.

It’s ok to not talk about the Braves. Really. You’re free to talk about anything other than that thing currently making you miserable.

tell me your pet’s name with a GIF

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe