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*future human emerging from my apocalypse bunker* greetings surface wives

Constantly torturing the clicker trained puppy girl by clicking my tongue

this pussy is uninsured

had a good day

it’s actually impressive the number of tech services the past 2 years of “enhancements” made me realize i don’t really need. i used paypal, thiel’s AI-training & deadnaming service, for one thing. it’s a fucking avocado peeler in the back of a crowded kitchen drawer. i can peel avocados without it.

in da club we all worm @clueless.bsky.social

rabbits shouldn't have to work. rabbits should get to stay home and play video games with their girlfriends

its hard out here for a butch without power tools auto mechanic or lumberjack experience

probably pretty common but the SHUNK of sliding a game cartridge into the console N64 especially but the NES cartridges have a special place in my heart too

butted hole

the feeling of my vespa pulling me sharply forwards when i open the throttle the way it felt to lean all the way around spadina circle or rip down the smooth curves of bayview beating every car off every light

youtu.be/S-MkNO7LQ_c

Makinng coffe

royalty

i started playing balatro while i’m staying in vegas

OK let's do this then. Started HRT at 43

the fit

i personally think miami should fall before los angeles

He’s waiting for him train

with enough candles any location can have a romantic ambiance

thriving

Whoever said soft tits warm hole was very wise

n tibby

wife gaming. wife gaming is beautiful

i love to wife gamingly with my wife when we’re wife gaming

I’ll never have emo swag I’m just not cut out for the lifestyle

bluesky: where things scaled so fast without privacy or sensible moderation that not even this is sufficient to buffer against bad faith dweebs somehow channeling babylon bee impressions of 2015 “social justice warriors” while posting to livejournal in 2003.

if we ever get interred we'll just become too annoying to be around

oi loves its shower time. if ur ass is stinky it’s time to wash it

people can’t be trusted with 3D printers, or portable electronics, or cars. and they definitely can’t be trusted with

sometimes i rly wish i could have my own place cus i wanna make cheesecake at 4am but everyone is sleeping… booooooo

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

watching X-Files S5E11: Kill Switch and this is peak 90s cyberculture: Sexy hacker goth! moody lighting and banks of CRTs! Cronenberg-style body horror with over-glam nurses! shonky VR! a plot with too many moving parts! and martial arts Scully! plus it’s uncharacteristically horny, it’s amazing.

"I restore myself when I'm alone." - Marilyn Monroe. : đź“· Milton H Green (1922-1985)

call me aisle 3 the way there need to be a cleanup on me

built different (at gambling)

he took me to the park đź©·