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Jam Donut, lover of books, owner of tats, sock wearer. Best friend is a dog.
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I’ve been in B&Q today buying stuff for fixer uppers. Nothing I hate more and normally I’d rather have my hoop sewn up. However, I’ve good reason. Selling the house to move to the country. Tweed will be the order of the day…in a few months time.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Morning Friday lovers. It’s blowing a hooley outside as my old mam would say. Which means windy. Yes I know you worked it out. Shut up.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

500 day milestone achieved. Over 7 million steps. I have the sexiest legs of any 56 year old.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It’s halfway through the day and so far there are no reported attacks of Mondays coming in from the fields. We shouldn’t be complacent. The Mondays hide in the shadows and can strike at anytime. Stay frosty.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

submitted 6 days ago • 166 comments

WARNING: an invasive flock of Mondays has been spotted in the night sky, destination unknown. Hardhats are recommended until further notice.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Today in Cardiff I found the greatest shop in the world and now own a 160 million year old fossil.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Todays valentines rhyme: Roses are sold out Violets gone too I’ve left it too late Oh poo.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Today is Valentines Day but it’s also the birthday of Daughter, the greatest valentines gift I ever will get.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Super alt text use here.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Well as funerals go that was a good send off for my work friend. Some great stories, poems, and a daughter’s eulogy that, as soon as the funeral was over, made me phone my own daughter.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Monday tomorrow and I’m going to a funeral. Pretty much as Monday as one can get.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Good evening. I have just had what can only be described as a championship winning nap. 3 solid hours of snooze filled bliss with my dogs. This is also a good insight into what a man in his fifties really likes.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Promotion from just Bishop looms.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Friday so I’m just off out to wave at people.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Icy out there lads. I’ve just slipped on some ice and nearly went arse over tit but managed to style it out like Torville and Dean doing Bolero.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

It’s world cancer day and hello to you fellow survivors. The only thought I took away following removal of my tumour was how shit actors are. Why? I could barely walk for two weeks, followed by a further 4 weeks shuffling about. Movie characters get shot in the stomach and then wrestle bears.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I think this needs reposted.

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

Well I hope you all got through Monday okay. I heard on the news that the swarm of Mondays was dealt with by using flamethrowers.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

WARNING: a swarm of deadly Mondays has been reported in your area. Please take cover. If you are unable to hide please wear Monday repellent clothing, like a car or bus.

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