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Brb, sending this to all my elected officials: Hi, As your constituent I consider myself your boss. Please respond within 48 hours with 5 bullet points of things you have accomplished this week. Not things you discussed, actual accomplishments. Failure to respond will be considered a resignation.

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Can't wait for Apple to release the ApplePlug for health monitoring. They say it will track heart rate, body temp, and tell you the next move to make in chess. #KnightToE4

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I'd admit that I like baked beans on potatoes but worry that people might think I'm British

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The average person with the flu gives it to around 1.4 people. The average person with measles gives it to between 12 and 18 people.

submitted 11 days ago • 66 comments

Have they decided if Title IX is DEI yet?

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Looking forward to my trip to the Riviera of the Middle East! Just a short flight from Europe and well within rocket range of Syria, Iran, and Hezbollah!

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It's not exaggerating to say that normal (not ed-policy aware) folks have ZERO idea how much their own schools rely on federal $. Everyone I talk to outside that sphere think it's all property and school taxes. We've pushed the local control message for decades and people think that = funding too.

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If you think tariffs are a good way to bully others into getting better prices, imagine if the US had a single health insurer that could negotiate with Big Pharma

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You want an online McDonald's ice cream machine indicator I want a @kwiktrip.bsky.social car wash line length indicator We are not the same

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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 29 days ago • 1412 comments

🤏 this close to buying my own speed bump for our steet

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He was supposed to be the modern day Henry Ford and he turned out to be the modern day Henry Ford

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The Fall Guy is 10/10

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It's 45 degrees warmer than yesterday and still below freezing. #MinnesotaWeather

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So are we also blaming DEI for Louisiana's lack of snowplows? Or was it budget cuts? /s

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Adding cuss words to old poems and rapping them over a beat. Call me Edgar Allan Flow

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He's gonna run the US like a business? Alright then, let's cut the bottom 5% of states. Bad news for Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Guess I'm just gonna have to download Vine again

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Flag of the province of Minnesota

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Daycare is teaching my kid to play duck-duck-goose, so I will be filing a complaint with the state @governorwalz.mn.gov

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Here is an actual use for AI in home insurance. Walk around your home with a video camera to allow an AI to create a database of all your assets with their location, quantity, condition. Then use online sources to get a comparable value for each asset. It would sure beat using pen and paper

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Me: Oh, this looks like a fun smart home project! Them: Next, we edit the Home Assistant yaml file Me: NEXT!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Let's just add ozempic to salt like we did iodine

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B1G! B1G! B1G! B1G! #RoseBowl

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Instagram reels is just memes from 9gag paired with music

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The local Chinese restaurant is like family to me. I visit them every Christmas

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

My idea for an excel formula: =MINN(). It's a true/false calculation but returns "yeah, no" and "no, yeah"

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

2000's fashion trends are coming back which means my investment in spinning rims is about to pay off

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The UK is the IBM of countries. I will not be elaborating

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I'm convinced that the Canadian Pacific Kansas City Holiday Train only hires southern singers because any northern band knows better than to agree to put on 4 outdoor concerts. In Minnesota. In December.

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