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I only eat expired food because expired calories don't count against my diet

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It’s a shame nothing is built in the west anymore. I bought a TV and it said, “Built in Antenna”. To be perfectly honest... I don’t even know where that is!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

New corporate jargon just dropped: Are they a good salesman, or are they just selling 12 passenger vans in Utah?

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Has anyone made a Taco Don's joke yet?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

To the guy on the 1 bench press I want to use: Less reels, more reps! I got shit to do!

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I wish this was real: A robot that detects weeds with AI cameras and uses inkjet precision to spray only the leaves of the weed. No the grass or flowers. Toro and Epson need to team up and make this happen! #LawnTech #SmartYard

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I keep seeing more people wearing headphones while driving. Can we outlaw that already? I don't need Beats by Dre to turn into hit-and-runs

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Have environmentalists considered remaining then to wind mines and painting them to look like smoke stacks? I honestly think most of the windmill opponents would be easily tricked by these changes

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

"Depression hates a moving target" I think that's why Recession Pop is so popular among Millennials. Can't be sad when you're shouting 'Yeah' with your hands in the air

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Sure GDP dropped but this is only a ✨sparkling economic drop✨. It's only a recession if DJ Earworm releases a remix of all the songs of the summer

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@hankgreen.bsky.social Is there any guidance on how to apply the chewy decimal system to my pantry? @dropout.tv @smartypantsshow.bsky.social

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Wild how the folks who swore Trump was secretly still president two years ago are now blaming Biden for literally everything. Which is it, masterminds?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My wife preparing the kitchen for sourdough

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking Hegseth added the wrong guy to the group chat again

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Watching a new show on Paramount Plus and I'm this close to pirating it because their app suuuuuuuucks @whatsonpplus.bsky.social

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Take me back to the time when lyrics were this good 🎶 Your daddy musta been drug dealer🎶 🎶Why?🎶 🎶Cuz you dope🎶

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone studied the correlation between the amount of flat-earthers and autism?Or presidential elections decided by electoral votes instead of popular vote and autism?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if giant megacorps who can afford to purchase access to the president getting tariff exemptions will be good or bad for small businesses 🤔

submitted 67 days ago • 171 comments

GOP: Our electrical grid can't handle all these electric vehicles! Also the GOP: We need everything built here. Every factory and machine should be in America. I'm told factories don't need electricity

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I'm burning some mixed CD's since recession pop is back. "Summer Jams '09" and "Driving Mix Vol 1" live again!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The stock market has lost so much money that BlackStone and BlackRock are now BlackPebble and BlackRubble

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We put tariffs on an uninhabited island full of penguins but not Russia. Very normal administration we have here.

submitted 78 days ago • 659 comments

Bring back the steel guitar era of country music

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Taking to my child: Hey, are you just resting the frosting on your donut? Child: AND THE SPRINKLES

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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

submitted 84 days ago • 665 comments

Rookie mistake using Signal for war planning. Signal is for negotiating trade deals. War planning takes place on Facebook Messenger. Foreign policy is exclusive to Vine

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Better than I expected. I honestly think they marketed it poorly

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I only listen to area code music. 3OH!3, Mr.305, and Ludacris

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

If #MAHA really wants to improve young people's health they will ban or regulate online gambling

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.

submitted 105 days ago • 1699 comments

@mikewtrapp.bsky.social Your decision on Duck, Duck, Grey Duck is wrong and must be reversed. #SmartyPants @dropout.tv

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Brb, sending this to all my elected officials: Hi, As your constituent I consider myself your boss. Please respond within 48 hours with 5 bullet points of things you have accomplished this week. Not things you discussed, actual accomplishments. Failure to respond will be considered a resignation.

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Can't wait for Apple to release the ApplePlug for health monitoring. They say it will track heart rate, body temp, and tell you the next move to make in chess. #KnightToE4

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I'd admit that I like baked beans on potatoes but worry that people might think I'm British

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