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went mega hella super platinum on the hellsite,,, thought u all may also find it amusing

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Me: I love polyarmory Her: u mean polyamory? Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what

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🅱️ö🅱️’s 🅱️ig 🅱️ussy 🅱️oppers Name: stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 Songs: 60 Length: 3 hours Genre(s): House, Pop Dance, Tech House, UK Dance 🎧EDM bsky Happy Friday legends!

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some classics in here “the name’s cash, kohl’s cash” Narc Ruffalo Buttercream Buttcheeks 📠 decider (we later made tshirts with my phrase “📠 only” on em) Bob, aspiring cult leader - made many trumpers mad when i’d troll them “YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE CULTS” 🎀fuck it we ball🎀 Bob Shammbob (go friars)

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i am an agent of chaos… a former friend (started putting this together after he realized how often i did it so he is missing a bunch here and also this list only went to mid 2020… i kept it up for 2.5 more years lmfao (former bc after the pandemic he came to visit. stayed w gf and i. now his gf)

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i disagree.

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i’m also 21% sentient hat that forces children i just met into very specific cliques for the next 7 years

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Pretty crazy I spent the majority of my life thinking I was Irish and Italian but I always felt like I was different. A Llama in boi’s clothing if u will. Thank god for 23 & me. these last 2 years i’ve finally felt like i knew who i truly was for the first time in my life. an emperor w a new groove🥹

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saban and harbaugh have been blowing me up all day like hey i appreciate the attention but don’t u guys have something that might be a bit more pressing coming up? plus u haven’t even heard what NIL guarantees i want (hint: gonna involve A LOT of sick ass swords)

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transfer portal has been insane today

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women these days just hate men bc we never invite them to astral project with us, like sorry ur stuck in the mortal plane but how is that my fault??

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Sauron’s carpal tunnel so bad a part of him was actually glad Isildur took a finger the Barad-dûr doctor finally had an excuse to ice the hand

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Imagine ur Sauron n it’s a few weeks after forming Mordor. u finally get a lil downtime when it hits u…. Not a single chick in the entire realm. ur peeping some orcs on IG tryna convince urself some are kinda hot in an outdooorsy way but u know deep down the age of man about to be the age of hand 😔

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Me: I love polyarmory Her: u mean polyamory? Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what

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oh shit i think spotify just sent me ur wrapped accidentally

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holy whatthefuckishappeningivebeenonthissiteforlessthan2minutesinthepast20days

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bisexual? no actually ur trisexual bc if u even try-sex-you-all are goin 2 hell

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me vs. you,,,, do u see what i’m saying😈💯😩😎

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love 2 pick up the latest edition of my favorite magazine Bruce Willis™️

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a concept: Life, but less terrible in every way

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this map had some money hiding spot. great place to drop ur pal from above outta nowhere and skerwer him as he flew off the map for uncertain amount of time

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shotguns & swords only, here 25min. be thre or ur weaker than the Flood’s lil popcorn dudes

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i was very productive today, so i think its fine if i take the next 12 days to decompress

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i need to buy bluelight glasses again. i wore em for years then they broke and i just never replaced and i have to use eyedrops bc my eyes are on fire far too often

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