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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

submitted 23 days ago • 115 comments

We’re being played. It’s not hard to see, and yet we’re surrounded by people who refuse to even consider it.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

In preparation for today’s Super Bowl in New Orleans, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in an unheated warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the warehouse. The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million

submitted 28 days ago • 354 comments

Another reason to ❤️ Costco. While Target and others cancel diversity to appease Trump, Costco’s investing in the community—building apartments above its stores, starting in LA. This $425M project includes 184 low-income units, with key services, plus a rooftop pool and fitness center.

submitted 29 days ago • 451 comments

Dear Americans, Canadians are preparing for war.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:

submitted 38 days ago • 1078 comments

when your nan knows you’re lying

submitted 102 days ago • 6 comments

While conservatives claim defense of “merit-based opportunity,” the wealthy & well-connected advance up the ranks in our halls of power simply because of who they know & how much money is behind their family name. Handouts for the rich & connected, rugged individualism for the rest of us.

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

submitted 49 days ago • 311 comments

"Cutest Couple - Dave Lynch, Judy Westermann" From his high school yearbook #RIPDavidLynch

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

BURR: “The winds moved. I feel lucky. I think everybody did a great job- unlike the Internet + all these fire experts.” Bill defends folks trying to handle an impossible fire situation, mocks keyboard warriors calling it “mismanaged”, blaming the homeless, etc (i.e. Joe Rogan)

submitted 53 days ago • 67 comments

You may not believe in climate change but your insurance company does. When your payment skyrockets because organizations whose entire job is measure risk decide that your community is risky you will get that climate inaction is screwing you, personally. Not birds and butterflies. You.

submitted 55 days ago • 34 comments

can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke

submitted 76 days ago • 285 comments

Sold.

submitted 90 days ago • 349 comments

submitted 93 days ago • 94 comments

And roll up their windows

submitted 94 days ago • 8 comments

The tsunami warning has been canceled. Old footage has emerged of it doing a really homophobic comedy routine.

submitted 94 days ago • 12 comments

Hold the fuck on a second, let me see if I have this straight… MAGA wants Trump to pardon the January 6th attackers, who they’re also saying were “deep state actors” on “our side” and they were “sent by Pelosi”… Does anyone speak that particular brand of stupid?

submitted 96 days ago • 554 comments

AI is regularly forcing me to confront my lifelong inability to notice anything.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I said it. Because how do you know he didn’t own it?

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

That didn’t take long 🤣….Gibson guitars sent Trump a cease and desist for ripping off the Les Paul design on those stupid guitars guitar.com/news/gear-ne...

submitted 104 days ago • 40 comments

Jazz took all my money and spent it on beer and lotto tickets.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve spent the last hour watching church choirs singing Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” on TikTok. I don’t know what lies ahead on my fyp as a result, but I think it was worth it.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If we’ve learned anything from Trump, it’s that maybe bad people can just do the absurd thing, openly and unapologetically, and no one will stop them.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting for Trump to nominate Chachi to be Energy Secretary because of his experience playing Charles in Charge.

submitted 113 days ago • 34 comments

You are laughing at this mess, but you might be watching the 49th President of The United States fight Mike Tyson.

submitted 114 days ago • 45 comments

OMG. This is real. Today, Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters told school leaders statewide they must play this video of him to all their students & send it to all parents. In it, he bashes ‘woke unions’, announces a new “Office of Religious Liberty & Patriotism” & prays for Trump.

submitted 114 days ago • 314 comments

When Trump appoints Matt Walsh to the new US Dept of Women’s Sports, I’m sure this will be required.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Same.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Exactly

submitted 115 days ago • 99 comments

Here’s the moment Alex Jones called Steve Bannon live on air after the Onion announced it bought Infowars. Bannon — who didn’t know he was live — said “what the fuck is this story” lmaoooo

submitted 115 days ago • 59 comments

Christian nationalist televangelist Kenneth Copeland claims he was shown the punishment those who didn't vote for Trump will face on Judgment Day: They'll spend eternity listening to the names of all the babies killed by abortion. www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

submitted 116 days ago • 24 comments