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34m ex-FAANG conputer gizzard. AI mommy says I'm special. I need 64 gigglebabies of RAM to send my little emails. Ladies hold the X give me your .xlsx I v-lookup real good. I'll query your dataset. DMs open - my love language is boolean
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It's like totally Normal to install 2x20A electrical circuits in your basement so you can build a full sized server rack, right? Looking forward to "what's that noise in the basement?" Oh nothing someone must have asked AI Mommy a question. 😀

Inside me are two wolves. One wolf attends leadership webinars and color-codes calendars. The other wolf impulse shops and lives for brunch. Both work full time. I am male. The wolves are female. Unclear why. Possibly podcast influence. Possibly fear.

I may be a dispassionate, anhedonic prick, but my braised pork and spring onion risotto has been lauded as “old fried rice you microwaved with wine”

I bet if I post a booty pic I'll get some engagement up in here

Any fashion inclined ppl out there who wanna help me glow up?

We like it here in our concrete castle with 5 checkpoints between us and the customer

#FAANG #bigtech #normal #computer #linus #linux #hashtag

If you wish upon a bluescreen for a leprechaun to fix your laptop and I appear out of thin air, you would probably say "wow you look exactly like what I pictured when I wished for a leprechaun to fix my laptop" And with a single tear, I go about my task knowing this is the truth

Hee hee hee

This remarkable image, processed by Robert Gendler, shows the complex region of the Vela supernova remnant, the glowing material from a massive star that exploded some 11,000 years ago. #astronomy #astroedu #space #spacephotography #astroimaging #astronomyimages #photography #spaceimages #science

girl help, they're making me do my job at work again

Being autistic in normal companies: Stay in the back of the house and don't look at the customers. Being autistic in tech companies: Here's a team of 15 engineers. Lunch will be provided on demand and this is a shelf of snacks. Call this number if you get lost outside work. Please do an autism.

I feel like most of my career is this interaction but with more jargon