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When I scrolled by this, I assumed it was a poster trying to ID an unidentified ICE member

Mario Kart 64 is the Salieri to Diddy Kong Racing’s Mozart

Give him the Achilles of someone who doesn't matter, like one of those kids from Stranger Things. They're too old now!

Folks it’s never good when you hear news of a vehicle blowing up in OKC

It did give us Get Your War On, so that was a plus

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

My recollection is that Kidman had a feud with Hulk Hogan at this time. Just to put this in perspective.

nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????

Rush concert levels of dude to chick ratio here

I realize Trump is massively unpopular in DC, but this is a city I’ve seen pack a major arena for arena league football. This is surprisingly low attendance.

Expressed extreme disgust at Jon Hamm at Wrigley Field because an elevator was being held for him. He heard me and I think I hurt his feelings.

Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE? Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

incredible Brian Wilson self-edit here:

the random item shop/save spot deep into a dungeon before a boss

Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

lmaoooooo hell yeah LA

If you want to prepare for a spicy summer 3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator. Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic. Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade.

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"

I have lived through two of the greatest turns of all time: 1. Harvard fighting for the good of education for all 2. Hulk Hogan turning his back on the Macho Man Randy Savage and forming the NWO at Bash at The Beach 96

In its prime, Quiznos was far superior- even for its price - to Subway

The opening lines to "Livin' on a Prayer"

Titanic: Carolina Style

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Hi new followers! If you stick around, you'll hear about how much I love the Mesh passing concept (two crossers, an over route above them, usually a wheel or rail route from a running back). It's the best play in football. Here are the three worst reps I saw of it from NFL teams in 2024.

Jim Henson is still probably Maryland’s most successful entrepreneur! He made up a fucking Puppetry major that admissions still talked about into the 2000s! He entertained millions if not billions across generations and continents!

TURBO CANCER?

Took the dog and kid to the park, bought donuts, watched Monaco qualifying. ELITE white dadding this Memorial Day weekend

Sunbeam Enjoyer is LOCKED IN on a Saturday morning

"Adding young guys...good transaction or two" Marner to DC confirmed?

Getting mad about this again. Ted, you're a fucking whore.

Fuck we have our own Ted Cruz

Warrior KILLED me at the end

Anxiously awaiting stills of Daniel Day Lewis as Pat Summerall