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she/they. 18+ only please. Annoying Bingqiu stan
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personal space heater and world's best body pillow! aka bingqiu sleeping together

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

their old sleeping arrangements / poor substitutes

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

submitted 7 days ago • 99 comments

So much of the “promise” of AI right now is saving time creating. Let me say it from my chest: all I want is to spend *more* time creating. I’m not making content. I’m engaging in my vocation, my calling, my literal reason for existing.

submitted 9 days ago • 52 comments

dumbest life hack I’ve discovered is that if I tip my clean laundry onto my bed instead of putting the basket on the floor, I will sort and put my laundry away that night instead of leaving it in the basket all week. Who knew

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

wyll and astarions dialogue summarizes every twitter convo ever Wyll: there is no justice without transformation. the drive of the law should be to create a society that humanizes the most vulnerable, and that begs for unconditional mercy. Astarion: I like hurting people.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

the most important “fuck” in all of scum villain is when sqq cries it out after getting called wife

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

lbh: shizun i thought after you woke up you wouldn’t want to see me 😔 sqq: this master has made up his mind to date you so if you go back on this i am going to be the Most Mad I Have Ever Been About Anything Ever. lbh, starry eyed:

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

🤝

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Deltarune chapter 3 secret boss kicking my ass. How is everyone else’s day going

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Deltarune in 3 hours???

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

🍃Trying to draw something other than a floating head on a white background x) #svsss #shenqingqiu #art #fanart

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Hate winter. Hate it. I would like a refund.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

happy pride month btw

submitted 23 days ago • 39 comments

The airline still has not found my suitcase. I believe she has eloped to Paris with a handsome duffel bag she met in the cargo hold😔 folks, be kinder to the women in your life

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Someone at the CDC is living the most important slogan of the moment ("fuck you, make me")

submitted 24 days ago • 21 comments

Oh they lost my luggage😔

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

qijiu

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

The customs official stamped the WRONG page of my passport. How to I explain that this is really bad

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It’s him…Shen Jiu

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone here read Vietnamese? Is this coffee?

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

i love everything about bingmei v bingge but it’s sooooo good when bingge is snarling at him and sqq is like 🙄 ok mr baby tantrum

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

らくがき

submitted 361 days ago • 1 comment

i can’t believe we’re never gonna get to watch post abyss binghe throw sqq around. three days grace of all middle school bands is coming out with a new album in august and we’ll never get scum villain season 2. why not. are we not good. are we not deserving

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Cutely begging for sex from his fully-willing husband (for the love of the game). #svsss #bingqiu

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

The Chinese did a good job with 不好意思. No “excuse me” or “sorry” has the same vibe as 不好意思

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 37 days ago • 73 comments

You know you’ve made it big when you can finally have an intelligible conversation with the Chinese-speaking spam callers

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i love luo binghe so much. shizun i have to take your marriage virginity, which is different from the other virginities i’ve taken

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

binghe: virginity is fake (audience cheers) binghe: so shizun is a virgin whenever i want him to be (scattered, confused applause)

submitted 247 days ago • 5 comments

I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing

submitted 49 days ago • 155 comments

Luo Binghe

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

applying for jobs again

submitted 50 days ago • 151 comments

ballpoint pen sketch of disciple4disciple #lesbingqiu workin on a cute one-shot with these two 😙

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

#svsss 🪷🪷🪷백련빙 키우기🪷🪷🪷

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments