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bobjanke.bsky.social

Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09

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I can list 5 things I did this week and I don't even have a job

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Forget about that dumbass gold, why aren't they making them show us inside Area 51

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

Only trashy people care about money and gold. Me? I'm a Buddhist. Well, I've been thinking about becoming a Buddhist.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Jesus built my hot dog

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Spotted in the wild. ‘67 SS CC: @bobjanke.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I went to the zoo when I was 8 years old and a cockatoo bit my finger. They live like 100 years so I bet he's still alive and I'm going to go back and eat that fucken bird

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I heard those bell bottoms Kendrick Lamar wore were like $1400. I just bought $19 jeans at Sam's Club and I thought that was way too expensive

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

I spend a lot of time thinking about the perfect place to live for a guy who can hardly afford to live anywhere.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

Seen in the wild @bobjanke.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If Grand Funk Railroad isn't playing the half time show I don't even want to hear about it

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

BRB. violently shitting in this JoAnn Fabrics.

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

sometimes my wife will point to a sunset and say "isn't that the most beautiful sunset you've ever seen” and I'll agree because I'm imagining that sunset with some big 'ol titties

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

You can throw an axe in any bar if you don't give a shit

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Cast of The View replaced with giant air raid siren. Thank God says audience

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

The Jerk Store called

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

No it's not important just tell your mom "goldfinger" called

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

The guy at the grocery store just charged me $400 for Canada Dry Ginger Ale

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

@bobjanke.bsky.social It’s time

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

They cut down my neighbor's tree. I did my best to count the rings. It was 61 years old. Godspeed tree.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

If California secedes we should attack them and take them over

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

have you all taken your meds today

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

HUGH DOWNS APPEARS

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Look I was there, you gotta let the 90s go man

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

I accidentally stumbled into the warehouse where they keep the Inside Edition cast

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I keep this account alive just to see what Mark Cuban is saying about stuff

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Chefs always have a lot of tattoos because they got them while they were in prison

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I'm buying a boat but I'm just going to let it sit in my driveway

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

You know what people don't do anymore, is that shave and a haircut knock

submitted 28 days ago • 19 comments