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waiting for trump to propose a govt bailout of Hooters

Paw Patrol: SVU

gotta be a better name

read like the Wrangler jeans motto

trump is gonna make DJ X a white guy

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despite making up only 13% of the population, african americans make up 60% of all nissan sales

world boss spawning in my ass

just got an invite to matt gaetz’ pop punk discord

guy who was jacking off in the plane bathroom when they hit the tower

floyd mayweather unwittingly gives out n-word pass to surprised wigger

sorry bluesky, you can’t compete with this

you don’t see pussy in bio much anymore

jameis winston needed to go to the browns to be known as the wholesome rapist not the bad one

when all the indian AI generated reply guys show up, that’s when you’ll know bluesky has made it

[skittering around your bedroom floor at night] hey lol

voters looking at all the neocon kamala endorsements

show me them feet girl free them soles I wanna bust gunk on ya pretty toes and squish away

it’s always bargain time at farmer zack’s

good pussy smells like mac and cheeese

reframing it so that the tulsa race massacre was just like the boston marathon bombing

chive tv

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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

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chinese sideways pussy is one of the funniest stereotypes

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turtle and drama always scaring the hoes

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taking a dump that looks like a can of dinty moore beef stew and trying to find a comparison on the bristol stool chart