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bobtastiik.bsky.social
Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
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It’s on my bingo card to play a dead body on Law & Order … anybody got the hookup? I’m down to be the “iWas drunk in the club and walked home through Central Park and got murdered” guy

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Lmfaooo i need a few of my hitters to jump @blacksuccess.bsky.social

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iDont NEED more tattoos. iDont NEED more tattoos. iDont NEED more tattoos.

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The Emperor. Authority. Leadership. Status. Get into it.

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I'm at a BHM banquet. I got an award!!! 😁

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iLove that Pamela Anderson has fully committed to no makeup

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JANINE IS IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL! 'Abbott Elementary' star ✨QUINTA BRUNSON✨ is wearing Dior Resort 2025 to the 2025 Screen Actors Guild Awards #Fashionsky #Filmsky #SAGAwards

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Through a house party with the cool kids I’ve met in Austin and it was a good time! 🥰

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the people’s podcast! the people’s patreon! patreon.com/jadeandxd

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See you in a bit, at Blackbird in the Castro. A throwback day party for the gays, the daddies, the queens, and other legends over 40.

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No candles in my Trader Joe’s!? This is how iKnow the end is nigh 😩

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Had a flat tire. Got a new tire. Got home, worked for 3 hours. Went back to the car to run errands … New tire already flat.

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Tagalongs. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

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DON’T PLAY WITH ‘EM FRANCE!

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iNeed to touch the Indian Ocean again. It’s been too long.

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Girl, F*%k you is one of my favorite things to say. And it’s for both genders.

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Y’ALL! iActually did back fly on my own tonight! (It was a bit all over the place but I’m getting the concept!)

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Had a French lesson this morning and my resounding feedback is iNeed to simplify my thoughts; trying to translate complex ideas into their specific corresponding vocabulary is distracting me from the actual thought iWant to communicate. We just talked about this @onlychyld.bsky.social

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Woke up crying this morning but they were happy tears. Dreamt of my cousin who passed in October. She looked just the same and was in a museum with some rambunctious kids (she was a teacher in life). She looked content (albeit confused as to who iWas)

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“Bitch, I look like this. Homegirl don’t chase, homegirl GETS chased. Homegirl don’t even have to work. Homegirl get that paper all on her own!” - Francine “Homegirl” Smith.

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One thing about me, if dark academia is one of the aesthetic choices, I’m always going to take it.

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Had a bit of a breakthrough in my skydiving lesson today. My back fly is coming along well but still unstable but iThink imma have it worked out in the next few lessons!

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This is getting out of hand www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

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Brunch now, but I’m free later if you want to get married and start a family. LMK.

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I’m binging the new season of Invincible and Mark is such a flawed character.

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This country is so unserious

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Here’s looking at you boo @austinwilde.bsky.social 😈

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Got some fillings replaced this morning and iAint had this much mouth action since the 1996 State Jawbreaker Championship

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Pack your bags yall. It’s time to jump timelines This one is ghe-TOE lol

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Finally beat Ranrok’s punk ass 😮‍💨

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Mentally I’m here 💙🦋

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Between the potential for a bird flu pandemic, a gutted inept government and a wildly expensive tariff-inflated market, IDK what to freak out about first.

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Just pulled a Corporate Erin, swallowing multiple times during a Teams call monologue and iMust be stopped.

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