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Establishing The Run Will Establish Socialism. Leftist Seahawks Shitposter, Bolsharif, Genopilled
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Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

GOOOOOOO BIIIIIRDS

A MINOR

If I send you this it means your funeral has already happened while you’re alive. #SuperBowl

After tonight’s halftime show

It's time to have a Conversation: the Buick Grand National whips ass

Go Birds, I guess

The disparity between the simple factual news reports of what’s happening and the pundit/op-ed class still doing the “huh I wonder what the Trump administration is all about” has never been greater

I hope he fuckin’ crushes it

Mike Sweeney adding to the Ichiro mythology

If a term limited Democrat was starting with these approval ratings they'd already be calling him a lame duck

A paper that understands its responsibility, in a country that knows it when it sees it. Impressive from Die Zeit. Refuses to show the salute, but calls it out for what it so obviously was. Headline: “A Hitler Salute is a Hitler Salute is a Hitler Salute”

This is an undisguised sieg heil from the world’s richest man speaking at a hate rally for the newly inaugurated US president.

Editors: Please don't tell your reporters to ask Trump staffers what they thought Musk was doing or let them say, oh, well, it was intended as a wave or whatever. Just report that Musk gave the Nazi salute from the podium.

yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions

Such nepotism at the Times, publishing this piece by David Brooks's girlfriend

I am not mad at Jerry and Stanton and Co because they can't afford the Dodgers' payroll. I am mad because they refuse to do anything that might make them run a good baseball team because it would slightly reduce their profit margin while gleefully telling us they're not going to try

the funniest thing in baseball is when sources say a player has narrowed it down to three teams and the third one is always the blue jays. it’s like on star trek when they’d say “like shakespeare, albert einstein, and salaak of vulcan,” buddy you just made up the third one

funniest chyron of all time, easily

Time to extend Jerry for his good work!

Our pitch to Sasaki: "#nomoves"

@mikeduncan.bsky.social I have to thank you very much today. Thanks to *events* that happened in November, I thought it would be a great time to relisten to The History of Rome, and today the NYT Crossword was "First of four emperors in the Year of Four Emperors". You saved my solve time!

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

"boys will be boys" not on this website they won't

you'll never me say a bad word about the transfer portal because without it we'd never have a 23 year old journeyman DB on his fifth school named "Pig Cage"

2024 season in review

MORE BOBO

A reminder of what was actually in his emails, which will no doubt be characterized in vague terms in the coming days

The CFP Champion will be A team that lost to Michigan A team that lost to NIU A team that lost to UGA twice Or James Franklin

techbros when their new AGI system comes up with a definitive and final way to "fix traffic"

not in the habit of posting Bad Place screenshots but it's from a former Seahawk so we're in the clear

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