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Mostly a lurker, love Radiohead, Malazan, The Wire, Buffy and Angel, and used to collect tons of comics. Overall just trying to be a good dude.
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It’s motherfucking Friday!

The problem with today's Republicans is that they don't believe in the concept of society; doing things for the greater good is sucker shit. They only "care" when it affects someone they know who has the same awful world view.

The United States accidentally fired Kamala Harris and is trying to figure out how to rehire her.

Minor progress, when I get home I put my workout clothes on… just need to actually start working out one of these days

Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

17 years after Breaking Bad became a sensation with its story about a teacher who becomes a meth dealer in order to pay for lung cancer treatment, America is finally addressing the serious societal situation the show highlighted by making it a lot harder to be a teacher

“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY” A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social

Sharks, today I'm asking you to kill me right here on this stage

roses are red violets are blue if you ignore the first line this is a haiku

[to Cupid] Just use the regular arrows, man.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

when is a sense of impending doom a concerning mental health symptom, and when is it just a reasonable response to current events

"donald trump is a literal traitor" is a pretty common belief in the american security services. it's even a pretty common belief among people who served as political appointees in the first trump administration.

it is kind of funny that the Great Avatar of Conservative Manhood is a fat, fey billionaire from Queens, obsessed with his (lack of) hair and caked in a half inch of makeup, who does nothing but complain about being victimized every waking moment

I genuinely thought an oligarchy had to have, like, more than one oligarch

Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china

If the tariff negotiations are any guide, USAID should agree to start doing all of the good things it was already doing and also to stop doing all of the bad things it has been accused of that it wasn’t doing in the first place.

It’s pretty bipartisan. Democrats are worried Trump supporters will kill them, while Republicans are worried Trump supporters will kill them.

The lift from Dirty Dancing but it's me and a giant mozzarella stick.

No, Mr. Pak: They expect us to die.

just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

I almost argued with someone on here about their blame-dealing election takes. Almost. I have opinions about the election too. Strong ones. And you know what? It doesn’t fucking matter. Look around. Pointless division is a death trap. *That discourse* is a death trap. It’s collective survival time.

I’m already tired tomorrow.

I just posted this on Facebook because while super online people see what's going on, normies don't. I just re-read it and it sounds unhinged. But it's what's happening. And even I can't believe it, even if we're seeing it.

They shouldn't consider it. They should do it. Imagine how Republicans would obstruct, and just do that, Democrats. Lord.

Turns out *neither* party is the party of law and order

Not to worry as it’s only a tier 1 violation of the Constitution and, as everyone knows, it only really becomes a problem at tier 3 and above.

Yeah, pretty much

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

If you’re unaware of Snikt and Thwip, I doubt you know anything about Bamf.

Your own. Personal. Shitshow.

it's not hyperbolic to say we're witnessing a coup.

I think those dudes from the Watchmen just moved the doomsday clock to, like, ten after twelve.

dark times indeed, but still laughing that one of the week’s big stories was an Chinese AI company being like “oh a bullshit machine? we can make that, no problem” and it blew up the stock market

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

I have my doubts that the least merit based cabinet ever is truly interested in merit based hiring.

Fuck everyone who voted for this piece of shit. Fuck everyone who told us we were over-reacting. Fuck everyone who sat home and didn't step up. Fuck everyone who doesn't realize they're coming for all of us eventually.

pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left

Feeling like Natalie Imbruglia right now, except I’m not torn, cold, ashamed, or naked. I’m just lying on the floor.

Please, my dread, it’s very existential