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An interesting document is Wikipedia's edit filter for internet brainrot which gets updated if certain meme phrases are overwhelmingly used in vandalism. It started in the yolo/swag era and has evolved to the skibidi/rizz present, regularly dropping memes that are sufficiently stale (like Harambe)

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

I was one of those kids that got fed. They didn't care what color you were or about your income, they just did the right thing and I have never forgotten it. We were too poor to afford breakfast.

submitted 6 days ago • 302 comments

Meh, those 1300 fired workers probably weren’t doing anything important at the (checks notes) uhhhhhhh Centers for Disease Control

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I am obsessed with "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas. (And if you didn't know, that is in fact how the title is spelled). I love how they wanted to say the days of the week in 4/4, but there are only 7 days, so they just say Saturday twice. Unironically the greatest song ever written.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Heard that the stadium is going out of their way to paint over the phrase "End Racism" at the end zone, and they invited President Hitler. Or something to that effect. I'm gonna #boycottNFL (ads included), and probably watch the Puppy Bowl or something instead. I don't even like football anyway tbh.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 14 days ago • 1040 comments

*endorsed

submitted 15 days ago • 610 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 658 comments

These clearly bought publications are gonna have an increasingly difficult time painting this administration in a positive light. The best they could come up with was a shitty romance novel chapter that had nothing to do with the substance of the hearing. NYT used to be so reputable, too. SAD!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes my doctor will be like “try some medicine” but then somebody somewhere else says No! which is a great thing to happen because then i know i get to solve Several Mysteries

submitted 23 days ago • 22 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 396 comments

Secret Service agents arrived yesterday at Hamline Elementary School in Chicago searching for an 11-year-old child who posted an anti-Trump video. AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD CHILD. The principal said school administrators followed protocols and denied entry to the agents.

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submitted 29 days ago • 74 comments

I got fired 🧪 #MathSky

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Folks, I know it’s hard to keep up with all the hubbub about POTUS and his executive orders/legislation. Here’s a POTUS tracker that streamlines it into one link. potustracker.lukewin.es/index.html

submitted 30 days ago • 108 comments

Oh nice, they updated the old poster

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Unit Circle xkcd.com/3041

submitted 30 days ago • 135 comments

Douchebag: *Gives the most unequivocal Nazi salute I have ever seen in my life, twice* Genius Body Language Analyst: Actually they were clearly just playing charades at the time. Home Alone 2 Guy: Signs 1 Billion executive orders that all say shit like "Deport everyone with blue hair and pronouns"

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments