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Is there a way to tell this website I don't give a fuck about pictures people took of the sky, motherfucker I see the sky every day do not waste my time

The Elden Ring movie will mark the first time a From Soft property actually has a story

I mean I love JRPGs but a lot of the combat systems in those games are just straight up bad or incredibly repetitive. 33 is paced in a way to where you're rarely farming the same enemies are doing the same shit over and over again.

I want a social media site that doesn't have a bunch of bigots but *does* have videos of people being hit by cars and shit and unfortunately it seems you can't have one without the other

It's crazy that the whole selling point of Borderlands is to get cool guns, but the easiest way to ensure you get a good gun is to follow a pedophile magician on Twitter and hope they give you a little code

french girl long bangs call that hair obscure

I realized this in like 2016 and have refused to play a multiplayer game since then.

Barry Femdom

Rockstar really made a Jon Gabrus character and had Bobby Moynihan voice him that's diabolical shit

It's funny how it's been like 50 years and Morrowind fans are still so insecure that their Elder Scrolls wasn't the one that got ultra-famous

People always try to say it's bad that Oblivion is kinda vanilla compared to the environments of Morrowind but honestly give me a beautiful forest with a stock-photo goblin any day of the week. I don't need to spend 100 hours in your dark grey skooma den.

Gears 1 is funny because the whole game is just "HEY WE NEED YOU FOR A MISSION" then you go do the mission and the game ends immediately. It takes like 4 hours. It's like if the hero's journey was just a straight horizontal line.

The Oblivion mages guild making you run errands around the entire game world before even letting you in the front door is a great bit

Just heard a pre school teacher describe a funeral as "when you celebrate when someone dies" which meant the kids thought you go watch someone die and then celebrate it

I thought Hummers galore was whenever kid Cudi does a feature 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Explaining childbirth to my NEET son

ah fuck this place started showing me menswear guy posts

People were trying to push her as a face a few months ago but I could tell by the way she moves her face when she talks that she's evil and if you visit her home she probably says something like "we don't have microwaves because we don't trust them"

It's always funny when they put EDM music in a sci-fi show and it just sounds like EDM music now

I hope 2007 ends one day

Dinners

My job asked us to take headshots for some reason, so I tried to do it myself and it looked so bad that shit is going to haunt me

I fucking hate this guy

youtu.be/WmSaTXZfsJ8?... This the kinda shit I could kill goblins in a cave to

sometimes I just like thinking about how good Pillars of Eternity is/are

I think Outer Wilds is so much more interesting and well made than Obra Dinn or Witness and it annoys me they get mentioned in the same breath

Sometimes this place reminds me of old school Facebook in that people just come here to share incredibly boring and inconsequential parts of their lives

Loading up an old XCOM save where half my soldiers are named after people I haven't seen in years, uh oh someone's not making it back from the next mission

It's always funny when people portray Hayter is dis wittle guy who got pushed out by big Hollywood like he wasn't best friends with Bryan Singer

Whore Tet - There is Cum in You

I played Chrono Trigger for the first time a few years ago and I was like "wow this is absolutely one of the best games of all time" then last year I played the original FF7 and was like "wow Chrono Trigger is so much better it's not even close"

I almost complained about the time change today but then I remembered the PFT bit

People keep coming here talking about Twitter like bro nobody wants to hear about your ex

Kojima was trying to stop making Metal Gear games for decades and when he finally gets the chance to do something different he's like... okay but what if there was a guy with a bandana and a mech and that's how you know he's an artist

bitch leave that turtle alone

Sleep token ripped off their logo from dragon age kirkwall

I'm so glad the Pillars of Eternity world is surviving in some way I love that nerdy-ass setting