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bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
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it’s normal and good to constantly be in a state of feeling that you can have everything taken from you at any time

submitted 5 minutes ago • 1 comment

We should be playing around like puppies. We should be frolicking. It does not matter if we have social diseases

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

it feels redundant to me to say anything at all about grown adults who like harry potter. theyve done all the work already. its like making fun of someone for shitting their pants

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

ripley's believe what you want bitch

submitted 322 days ago • 5 comments

anyone in switzerland want to marry me. i can offer nothing

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Not a contest but im giving up way more than that

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

the most appalling part of this political era is the physical harm they are inflicting on innocent people but secondary to that i find the constant smug lectures from this country's biggest collection of hypocrites, scammers, perverts, pedophiles, and overall bozos very distasteful

submitted 19 hours ago • 83 comments

Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

submitted 19 hours ago • 36 comments

it’s cool how things just worked out where the people with the most power are some of the worst human beings alive

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Yeah no it’s called “pre climate collapse bed rotting”. Basically I’m frontloading dissociation because I won’t be able to do it when I’m digging for water and bartering my teeth in 30 years

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

sorry i can’t go out tonight. i’m exploring opportunities in the mining industry

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

every day i see some new crap that makes me wish my parents had never met

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

the sound you make when you're about to drop something and try to save it, that's the real you

submitted 23 hours ago • 57 comments

i hate every commercial that shows a young person enjoying a product with their family for years until they are old and have their own family. fuck you, you are not a part of my life. you are a profane object

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

loving the new emoji react thing in DMs

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

“new grace” acrylic gouache on paper on panel 9x12”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

a billionaire is recruiting women to give birth to an army of his children and it’s not the biggest story because the other horrors are too much

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

hey everyone, this is the newspaper that helped enable this

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

fuck jk rowling 🖕😤🖕 go to hell. leon stands with his trans brothers and sisters and every one in between forever and always

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

a 12 year gap in my résumé that just says “rumination”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

OHTA: fukui-san? i asked the iron chef about this and he says that while doesn't normally use frozen ingredients, these delimex brand taquitos were 50% off FUKUI: ah, i see, and he's using the air fryer instructions OHTA: thats right ACTRESS: ohh, not the microwave? FUKUI: indeed

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

a bank that shoots you in the abdomen with a gun

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

police bot drags me out of my home while i’m watching a baseball game because i didn’t cry during the singing of God Bless America

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just saw this at the store

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

i am american. i love baseball and hamburger. and flag

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

getting arrested because i lost my mandatory wallet photo of the president

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

magistrate hauled me in for trying to pass off rotten meat as tainted meat

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

look at meee im not gaming for once twitch.tv/bug_deal red circle [🔴 Live!]

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

i learned my car issues a warning when i’m falling asleep while driving. yet another cool thing i’d miss out on if i practiced self care

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

after society collapses i’m going to make illuminated manuscripts before dying from eating poison berries

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

me, on the phone with 911: is this the Ambulance residence

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

calling 911 every time i piss because i’m so scared that i’ve sprung a leak

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

they’re bringing manufacturing back to the united states. a factory can sprout up from a single bean in less than 1 month

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Getting in some extra contemplation time to nurture the parasite that feeds off my imagination

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i can’t even use a computer for 8 hours without crying and the billionaires want me in a factory

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

twin peaks is basically like what if there was a town but it was weird

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

A lot of people don't realise this but if you have a long stick with a hook on the end you can use it to bother people on the subway

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment