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bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
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submitted 17 hours ago • 13 comments

my exclusive source says tonight the ayatollah will “freak it”

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

nothing like slipping into a tub filled with bread pudding after a long day

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

gremblin mode

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

everything’s fucked

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

mysterious desert traveler

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m exhibiting behaviors

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

my character concepts for the comic look amateurish but one of the guys looks like blade so who’s to say if it’s good or bad

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

got some of my energy drink on my skin. it’s going to get absorbed and i will surely die

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

they're forcing me into a boyband. they're making me the bad boy. i don't wanna be the bad boy. i don't even wanna be in a boyband. "that's what makes you so bad". fuck

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

I don’t care what the doctors say, if a pregnant lady eats nothing but barbecue sauce for 9 months that baby is going to come out barbecue

submitted 18 hours ago • 12 comments

mlb trade news: - devers to giants - your favorite team has traded 6 top prospects for a guy named Jack Shart

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

the state of things is scary right now so i’m looking at baseball stats

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

oh you disagree with me

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

chatgpt is so fucking stupid my god. there are much better ways to make yourself stupid. drugs, for example

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

this is how every nerdjpg post shows up in my timeline

submitted 14 hours ago • 20 comments

modding my alarm clock to unlock new times

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

Midnight snack

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Saying 'im baby' after i successfully defend a network of trenches in an extended ground war

submitted 271 days ago • 2 comments

Human sandwich melt technology has stagnated. Imagine the wild melts that any other animal would make if they were just shown how to use a panini maker.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

i forgot to do everything

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

we could all be relaxing right now but some dumb fish just had to walk out of the ocean

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

grafting human hands to the top of a crab, day 12: we have managed to attach four working hands to the upper carapace. he waves them constantly, testing his new limits day 57: the crab daps himself up relentlessly, gassed up beyond reason. his aura is too strong, recommending facility self destruct

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

ripping a porn video to a disk before hiding it in the woods so it’s properly marinated for the next time i need to jerk off

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

being able to kind of draw what’s in your head is so cool

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

did some character concepts for the comic i’m going to be working on every now and then. guess i still know how to draw somewhat

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m donating all of my unused soy sauce packets to bugs in need of a waterbed

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

going to start drawing again soon. been working on a comic script for a while

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

you couldn’t pay me to listen to christian music. i want to hear songs about witches being hot

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

All this happening and nobody has mentioned that Israel and Iran… both start with the same letter. Food for thought

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

the sun kissed my whole crew

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

one time my dad threw his jacket onto the bench and it landed in the shape of a dog

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’ll be busy freaking out online

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

looking good. feeling good

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

when i’m laying down with my eyes closed i’m going thru my inventory

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I'm being hunted by various ghouls, apparitions, federal agencies, those types of things

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Tfw they keep compacting the soil around you restricting your ability to respire and absorb the nutrients needed to grow

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

four out of five dentists are outside your house with their scraping tools

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

iced coffee for breakfast, energy drink after lunch, 2 iced coffees for dinner. normal

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

sorry ladies i don’t have time for a gf right now. i’m too busy Pondering

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

[oscar meyer wienermobile rolling down the streets of Washington DC] 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

the only men who can break my heart are in the mlb

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

there’s a +10 humor modifier on any funny face i make because i’m weird looking

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

carcinization any%

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

wanna come over so i can attach myself to u like a sucker fish for a few hours

submitted 568 days ago • 2 comments