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I just want to read wholesome garbage. Is that too much to ask?
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I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭

submitted 16 days ago • 79 comments

I just told a gym acquaintance (who's name I don't know) that I was "going to lift everything here" because the Eagles won last night. Football rules.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

me in every virtual meeting today

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 23 days ago • 353 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 34 days ago • 938 comments

I just did the Eagles chant on a dog walk, alone, in Atlanta. I fucking love sports. GO BIRDS

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I would kiss Saquon Barkley on the mouth (with his consent).

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.

submitted 39 days ago • 147 comments

When u and ur ICP homies get all cozy in bed, then ur Snuggalos

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

JUST NOW: “Obviously, we didn’t get to beep that.” CNN’s Pamela Brown reacts to Officer Fanone’s choice words for the head of the Oath Keepers Trump just pardoned after his seditious conspiracy conviction, who says he has no regrets.

submitted 40 days ago • 150 comments

Blue Smash, by Adolph Gottlieb, 1960

submitted 42 days ago • 9 comments

Michelle Obama right now www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

submitted 48 days ago • 249 comments

Patrick and SpongeBob beat Tom’s ass as color commentators

submitted 49 days ago • 16 comments

Confirming go birds

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments

🫦🍊

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

Believe in me Help me believe in anything 'Cause I wanna be someone who believes

submitted 52 days ago • 16 comments

Liberals, we storming the Capitol today?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

🌟FRIENDSHIP🌟

submitted 61 days ago • 21 comments

Nick Sheridan, you raggedy bitch

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

God has punished ReliaQuest for their hubris

submitted 62 days ago • 9 comments

I'm in my 30's now and I (wrongly) thought Bama getting into a lower level bowl meant I wouldn't be screaming at my tv on a Tuesday at Noon.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

submitted 63 days ago • 1611 comments

RIP Jimmy Carter, a man so moral, decent and godly that he spent the last 44 years of his life apologizing for being president.

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments

I have run out of nice things to say about Saquon Barkley. But I still love our thick thighed son so much.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Miami and Iowa State knew we would all be watching the Pop Tarts Bowl and said "screw it, let's hit the over in the 1st half. God bless these young men.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.

submitted 65 days ago • 28 comments

Not only does this band have one of my favorite names of all time, they have put out a perfect no skip EP. Can't wait for the album @winonafighter.bsky.social open.spotify.com/artist/1u5SW...

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know how I live with a millennial woman who does not have any Harry Potter literacy, but it's making this holiday rewatch incredible.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Dustin Fox is driving me nuts, man. We get it, you'd go for 2, move on and let me enjoy the Sports Bowl which I hope never ends.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Just had 20 Taco Bell nuggets and it's the most satisfied/least shitty I've ever felt eating that quantity of fast food. Highly recommend if you are on a road trip and feel like you need 144 grams of protein.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Asked the 2 yr old what he wanted to do at the beach. Him: run fast Me: how fast? Him: big fast Me: what if I chase you & catch you? Him: you no catch me, mama no catch me, K no catch me, I'm too fast. Me: oh really, Mama's pretty fast, she might catch you. Him: Mama's fast, but I'm too fast.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 79 days ago • 1118 comments

It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife & I have sex. We hide the videos, but he always finds them

submitted 80 days ago • 19 comments

Happy Friday in December from Lily and Leon

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments