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Detecting and matching brainwaves to specific academic works. Say one thing. Mean another. Your thoughts are with us.
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We have now looked up this “bollocks” word in a dictionary of England. Firstly, why do you have so many words beginning with W? One page would be enough. Second we will rename ourselves to the Brain Occipital Observation Building Strasbourg. Now stop all your filthy talking.

Update: our offices are being raided by the French Health Ministry/FUN POLICE. Considering next steps.

WE DID NOT EXPECT OUR GREAT WORK IN MIND READING TO BE MET WITH CRIES OF 'BOLLOCKS"

The #scicomm advance we’ve all been waiting for.

BOLLOCKS.

As a French speaking organisation we are *thumbs through dictionary* "vexed" about all this laughter about our noble name.

Brilliant idea

Reasons why @altmetric.com is winning Bluesky. 😆 🙌

THREAD Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg. From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying. 1/17

Getting a lot of snarky comments about our name. We are French and do not know of this "bollocks" of which you speak and keep DMing us. - Management (disappointed)

@altmetric.com ready?

😵‍💫 Tortured phrases by a Google employee in an @arxiv-cs-cv.bsky.social preprint, really? Or an impersonation, or a bad joke? pubpeer.com/publications...

Our most recent test subject. His tombstone should read “Citation Needed”

Pete Hegseth has thought about this article 14 times this week jqcsm.qu.edu.iq/index.php/jo...

Where did this persistent trend of "punishing wrong-doers will have unintended consequences" come from and why don't we realize its killing us? I really never thought I'd be arguing for deontology over consequentialism but jeez...

Adrienn Ruzsinszky just thought about this paper from his long time collaborator, making it a Thoughtation doi.org/10.1103/phys...

The social media manager at @altmetric.com thought about this article four times today www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Paris Marx just Thought about this article but decided to omit it from his next podcast episode. journals.ssau.ru/semiotic/art...

Breakthrough 3D Imaging Reveals Hidden Changes in the Aging Skull #Science #HealthandMedicine #Neurology #AgingResearch #3DImaging #Neuroscience

Bill Nye just ReThought this article

Ken Hamm tried not to think about www.lifescied.org/doi/10.1187/... but he did it anyway

Richard Dawkins just thought about onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

Jennifer Doudna is thinking about doi.org/10.1126/scie...

Brainwave monitoring and learning outcomes from an adaptive system. While the system achieved a recognition accuracy of 74.3%, it was found to enhance student satisfaction without significantly impacting learning and engagement compared to traditional e-learning systems.

Truth. We have saved MANY major documents that we created when researching brainwave pattern recognition, the loss of which would have set us back massively. The cloud works.

Beyond hippocampus: Thalamic and prefrontal contributions to an evolving memory www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... #Neurosky