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Musician. Husband. Theatre nerd/writer. I enjoy rolling a d20. 💖💜💙
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Behind every barking dog is another dog who has no idea what we’re barking about #dogs #pets

Totally forgot #ParkerPosey was on #ParkandRec!

Glad Kyle won. Even happier that #survivor48 is over. 49 better be SO much better.

KYLE WON!!!! #survivor

Fuck, just give it to Ava. I can’t watch another meltdown. #Survivor48

Only one of the F3 outwitted, outplayed and outlasted and it’s not Joe or Eva. #survivor48

#Survivor48: “the move that I made is no move”

Yes!! Kyle took away Ava’s only move. He and Kamilla were the best duo, easily. #survivor48

Right?? She seemed so sure that she needed to sit there. I’m over it.

God, this is the stupidest season. #Survivor48

Lmao the one thing Eva does all season lands her in final 3?? GTFOH #survivor

Producers probably soaked Kamilla’s materials. This whole season has been way too easy for some. #survivor48

I don't want honesty! I want lies! backstabbing! secrets! blindsides! y'all are boring 😴 #survivor

Is Jungle2Jungle starring #TimAllen the #bigot as racist as I remember? Or was that a fever dream from childhood? Asking for a concerned citizen.

This is what democracy looks like! #HandsOff #Raleigh #FDT #Democracy

We’re ready to use our voices! #handsoff #nc #raleigh

I, a 30-year old man, still love Parmesan noodles. Those who judge me should hold their fkn tongue because the rest of my diet is so much worse!

Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on & daring the world to stop them. On April 5th, we're taking to the streets nationwide to say: Hands Off! #HandsOff #April5

I expect Assassins to be performed all over the country for the next four years. #sondheim #musical #theatre

BREAKING: SENATOR CORY BOOKER BREAKS RECORD FOR LONGEST SPEECH ON FLOOR OF U.S. SENATE

Just saw an ad on tv that I thought was propaganda. Turns out is was an ad asking people to apply for the secret service! Nobody wants to protect this orange piece of shit and they’re resorting to tv ads. I’m dying 😂😂

Pretty sure the show Extracted is how the Hunger Games become reality.

Had a dream where I was at an SNL cast party and every cast member was present and at the age of their prime. For some reason Dan Aykroyd wanted anal sex from a man as long as nobody said it was gay. Welcome to my subconscious.

I’m honestly dreading the #traitorsus finale. This season has been so terrible. Kinda glad it’s ending.

Weird music choice for the memoriam.

Seeing Cybertrucks in stuck in the snow releases so many endorphins for me.

I’ve watched Cabaret three times since January and it gets harder to watch each time. I wish it weren’t so relevant.

Galloping is the most efficient form of traveling and we should all do it more often. #psa

If you support any of this, you’re honestly just a terrible person. People’s lives are being upended and destroyed. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 40,000 people die—yet some are celebrating.

Carbs are an addictive substance and you cannot change my mind.

Those dystopian books we read in school are looking less like fiction and more like a blueprint. No wonder they’re being banned—they want to keep us in the dark.

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

Here’s what we did today

Trump is now taking over the Kennedy Center. He is trying to take away our culture.

Maybe a president has never attended the Super Bowl because ya know…he has a fucking job to do.

Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.

Every nominee hearing in the Senate: The Senate: Will you promise not to do cruel, crazy and illegal shit to appease the dictator in the White House? Nominee: Maybe. Not sure. Probably not. The Senate: Good enough.

This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do! www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

Elon Musk has seized control of computer systems that process trillions of dollars of payments and the private info of ALL Americans. Now he’s trying to shut down USAID. Congress must reassert its authority NOW and stop this coup. SIGN HERE if you want to stop Musk's illegal government takeover!👇

A New Zealand woman filed a lawsuit on Monday against Neil Gaiman, the best-selling British author, and Amanda Palmer, his estranged wife, accusing Gaiman of repeated sexual abuse and Palmer of “procuring and presenting” her.