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I come from a long line of very respectable bastards. ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

Just got absolutely flamed on my discord server for asking if "Ramen was more like soup or pasta". Well, which is it gods dammit??? ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

Nosferatu (2024) was somehow both the most horny and least sexy vampire movie I've ever seen

I Think You Should Leave x Persona 3 Reload. Gotta spend my nights at Dan Flashes to instantly rizz max on Yukaba.

"Why does everyone still play stardew valley"

This song slaps so fucking hard and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't youtu.be/-m0gz7ulU-c?...

You: Dick in the brain, sexually inane Me: Frogs on my mind, feeling sublime

SHIVERS - FOR THREE HUNDRED YEARS I HAVE BEEN HERE. VOLATILE AND LUMINOUS. MADE OF SODIUM AND RAIN. SHIVERS - IF YOU WANT ME YOU CAN FIND ME ON THE BEACH, DANS LE DERNIER BAL.

Yo big shout out to the new Milk Frog that just dropped

Me and my homie turnt up on some truly devious shit

The retro game market and frankly all secondary markets for hobbies/entertainment are all pure trash. Just emulate everything fuck em

Y'all best respect

Sonic X Shadow Generations is pretty fucking hype. I skipped out on Generations on the first go around because I guess general Sonic fatigue, but I gotta say I love the new twists on classic level designs and the 2d/3d hybrid gameplay.

The CONTROL line means they've finally calcified my penile gland and I am now ready to join the George Soros School for Gifted Crisis Actors (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

The inhuman urge to instantly go left in any platformer game

Did I do good???? #tarot

I'm doing a bit of fukkin magic these days

Playing MegaMan Battle Network. Whoever designed this dungeon should be drawn and quartered.

They say your either a smart fella or a fart smella. And I'm as dumb as they come. (⁠・ั⁠ω⁠・ั⁠)

"Yes hello I would like to preorder two copies of Harley Quinn Fartactular: Silent Butt Deadly. One to be graded, the other will be for personal use. Oh yes thank you for asking I would love the Cover F variant, featuring a POV of Harley downward dog fumigating Jim Lee in a billowing ass cloud."

A CEO HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED IN LEGO CITY

if you pee into these in the right order it opens a portal

I just ran a script that one by one deleted all 5000 videos from my YouTube Watch Later list. Relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.

Concept: Boss Baby 3: From The Cradle 2 The Grave, where the Boss Baby dies alone in a Golden Corral at age 53 of cardiac arrest after eating nothing but the italian pasta bake for 13 years because his Boss Wife Baby left him for a younger, richer, and more well endowed Adult Boss Baby.

Wow I was NOT ready for the sad piano version of Korn’s “Got the Life” in the Superman trailer 😳