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in soviet russia the twinks obliterate you

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

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I used to be really happy I lost all that weight and got a thigh gap, and now I'm super happy that it went away and I've got all these stretch marks and cellulite. I'm a pear now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What is it that makes a woman talk to me for 2 days then just ghost me every time

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

super saiyan is a trans allegory and senzu beans are progesterone in this essay i will-

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Happy Juneteenth.

submitted 368 days ago • 38 comments

The bit of Shin Kamen Rider where Ruriko’s discharged clip hits the iPad on the ground filming the shot >>> most other 2020s filmmaking

submitted 138 days ago • 7 comments

I gotta bring back The Estrogen Spider in 2025. We need her more than ever.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

We are not a distraction we are real people facing real existential threats

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

it's why aren't we dismembering and eating these people wednesday

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

When you're constantly shit posting and horny posting, it's sometimes really hard to convince specific people that "yes, I am actively trying to kiss you" without them thinking it's a joke 😫

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Soooo are they... y'know... mech pilots?

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Just discovered that those $100+ Final Fantasy #mtg commander decks are retail price. I thought they were scalped. I almost came back after 25 years for this set, but instead I'm just gonna boycott all of Hasbro. They just can't stop fucking up.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting in the work bathroom absolutely shitting my brains out, crying while listening to Gustave's theme, and I drop my vape in the fucking toilet. 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I guess the wheeeee balances out the whooooo

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, I guess I'm just crying EVERY time I hear Gustave's theme

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Not every RPG #actualplay needs to be a comedy podcast. It's insufferable.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It's been a rough week, have some tit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

For those keeping track of my Clair Obscur playthrough at home: I have now cried at the end of the prologue, the end of act I, and the end of act II.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

You can't keep trying to sell me on the newest celebrated fantasy TTRPG, and then hand me a book with the same 5 races and 12 classes as every other RPG. Heartbreakers didn't get good, D&D just got that bad.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

If you ever refer to one of my characters as an OC or my worldbuilding as homebrew, I will steal a bone from your body

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

HRT made my skin super soft, but also super thin... All of it... This has created an upper limit to how hard I can fuck without injuring myself. And the world is a safer place for it.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind - 2025.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Showing my DMs to my other autistic friends to confirm if something is flirting or not. They can't tell either.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone's out of town for a week except me, so if any hot girls within driving distance wanna get a coffee...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

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Thinking about how Last of Us had artists traumatizing themselves looking at real snuff for reference and also shipped with a commercial kitchen that had a dishwasher opening directly onto deep fryers

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I haven't played MTG in 25 years. Precon decks costing $130 fucking dollars will keep me out another 25 years. All of my hobbies are fucking trash now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Still gay

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

nine inch nails are the Beatles for women with treatment resistant depression

submitted 9 days ago • 24 comments

The Eagles said "You can't hide your lying eyes" and Shakira informed us that "Hips don't lie". I am now writing a song called "Your duodenum is exaggerating."

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

do they make grippy panties like the socks

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Grown any cool tits lately?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Every attempt at recording vocals has resulted in me having a coughing fit and throwing up. I just don't think this is going to work.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

it is important to note: thanks to internet sample sleuths, it is now a known fact that in this fully licensed Disney dancing game, Donald Duck intros the It's A Small World (Ducking Hardcore Mix) by yelling "SMELL MY FINGER BITCH"

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments