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Could really use a lobotomy rn if anyone has one to spare

I am a black belt at getting little treats from the farmer’s market

My partner just looked at me and said “I think I’m going to have a damp January.” Which means cocktails at Astoria tomorrow!!

(when anything bad happens to me twice) every FUCKING time with this

I've been working with a guy for a few months now and he has an accent that I don't really recognize but for some reason sounded familiar.... today we were in the middle of a phone call and I had to restrain myself from laughing cause I realized this man sounds like Nandor from WWID

This isn't news to anybody, but I hadn't seen this until now and he really is just an evil person. Absolute piece of shit. Not sure what exact language is bannable here, but he should do something to himself.

True Life: My brainworms made me get into an argument in Instagram comments about banning right turns on red

In the interest of a mature and robust civic culture and debates over matters of public interest, fuck this guy and fuck you if you vote for him.

40 minutes away from 12 hours in the ER waiting room 🫠

Listen to this story of what getting an abortion in the US in the 1960s was like, when abortion was illegal everywhere, and how a group of women in Chicago connected women to underground abortion providers then learned how to provide safe D&C abortions starting in 1969.

I made some ramen eggs and it’s kinda nice to have a cool vinegary snack in the middle of your flaming hot spicy bowl of ramen

If the Supreme Court’s Republican justices had a publicly-stated goal of helping Republicans keep the House in 2024, what would they be doing differently

the @yourewrongabout.bsky.social dc snipers part 1 is some of the best & most heartfelt storytelling i’ve ever heard. working my way through the rest of the backlog 🫡

are all of your instagram friends posting lana’s cover of country roads or are you not from West Virginia?

tonight’s “dudes rock” dinner: auntie anne’s at-home pretzel dogs and tgi friday’s mozz sticks 😎

he is so many sauces tall