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It the future there's a federal agency whose only job is to stop time travelers from going to Stephen Hawkings' time traveler party held on June 28, 2009. Everyone hates them and wants to go to the party

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Could a tyrant build a super intelligence that is unable to develop morals and decide to revise its goals? Stay tuned!

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I'm not a lawyer but I have had jobs before and I feel like this is a sure way to recieve low quality slowed down work. Absolutely spineless (at best) on behalf of the boards, 100%, but I'm honestly not convinced the legal services will actually help Trump at all

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I have this cool idea that probably isn't even original but what if you had 2 representatives who worked together as a team and 1 of them is the regular representative you have now and the other does insider trading but with YOUR money for YOU

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Lol so apparently that Bring Back Mammoths company is a front for creepy billionaires to secretly fund gene editing and artificial womb research

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I just googled it and birds are totally capable of singing with the beat, so the bird outside who sings in my whistling register is messing our whole thing up on purpose

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Morons who name phobias insist on using Greek roots all the time, even when the Greek word is obscure and the Latin word is a common English prefix. There is no good reason not to mix ancient Greek and Latin when making compound words, it makes for better words with clearer meanings

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Im expecting to harvest about 40 lbs of potatoes from my garden in a few months, if people purchase these potatoes now as potato futures, I can afford to plant even more plots of potatoes and sell even more potato futures until I run out of land Stocks are dead invest in my potatoes

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This time of year if you find an old rotten gazebo overtaken by forest, go sit in it and feel how the carpenter bees make it vibrate

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HES LIVE its streaming on cspan.org which still exists for now

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Im up to 4 Loratadines a day right now during pollen season, which i believe is safe for me because this one time I went on a date with this girl in med school who told me so

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I usually get the feeling that the connections clue has something to do with broadway and im never going to get it

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Remember how old microwaves sometimes only had number buttons and you had to look at the information printed inside the door of the microwave to learn that defrost 3 lbs meat is like 523->start? I think that was peak interface design, everything has either way to many buttons now or none at all

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If I got in the national security group chat I think I probably would have blocked it before they sent any messages

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Yet another spring where my winter cabbages bolted before making a nice head. I'll never stop trying

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Deport this Neanderthal back to the paleolithic

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I thought everybody knew this already, but if you need a sign about something, what you do is you look at the sun for a second or 2 and then close your eyes and then the yellowbluegreen blob takes a shape and then you interpret the meaning of that shape Every one else wants to sell you something

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Tfw your historical takes are exclusivley about activating your frens almonds

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Stephen Miller's vibes are so awful that the people around him must get headaches and nausea

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Isn't it cool when you're falling asleep and you hear the dream voice say something ethereal and then the voice inside your head responds with something mystical and you wake up like "hey guys that sounds cool can you loop me in this time" but they never do

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Elon is sort of an advertisement for life coaches

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I think this moment is calling for civic minded Americans to take control of their 401 k and divest from the American oligarchy and invest in the European defense sector

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Oh, no. You arent being deported, this is the far flung future and the Emporer is sending you to Salusa Secundus

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Just accidently saw that one really scary painting of kronos, way too close to bedtime

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Its good to be mean to Mike Johnson but if this was my uncle or something I'd tell him he looks 15 years younger and ask if I can touch his cheeks

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