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bonki.bsky.social
Artist? I think so.
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man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall king: who? man: the big egg guy king: the what man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on

submitted 595 days ago • 19 comments

it’s hot outside (proceeds to wear all black)

submitted 580 days ago • 12 comments

Ja toma

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary

submitted 580 days ago • 49 comments

I guess I have no Twitter mutuals

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 587 days ago • 1 comment

Pq tem tanto post de gente pelada essas hora da tarde 😭😭

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

Não gostei, entrei aqui tem umas 2 horas e não tenho 300 seguidores ainda, vou denunciar o app

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

Eu amo.

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

"i asked Chat GPT..." oh did you? do you ask vending machines for their opinions too?

submitted 591 days ago • 33 comments

submitted 591 days ago • 16 comments

Levei uma pica no pé

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Digo com todo o respeito que não entendo a lógica do relacionamento aberto… é medo de comprometimento? Ou oque?

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Leiloar convite do BlueSky no Twitter kkkkkkkkjkkkkjkkkkjjk

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Serasi vou encontrar um brasileiro nesse app

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Difícil admitir mas a verdade é que eu sou a maior boiola pelos meus professores de música, mesmo se o erro for deles eu passo pano

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Não é possível que só eu fico esperando o rei morrer na propaganda do candy crush pirata

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

alphabet: hi me: :) alphabet: jk me: :(

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our choices shape us. make good ones

submitted 603 days ago • 30 comments

the 4 twitters

submitted 607 days ago • 58 comments

Executioner: Any last words? Me: Sparn Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean Me: Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT

submitted 609 days ago • 2 comments

Is Bluesky a way to redeem myself from all the evil I’ve done in Twitter?

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I’m gonna freeze any second soon…

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes EDIT: hello again, what's hot! EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe! Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

submitted 602 days ago • 22 comments

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me: any idea how my house burned down? detective: fireworks me: *sadly* yeah I guess it does

submitted 608 days ago • 4 comments

Happy 4th of July guys

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

HELLO ARTISTS! ✨ It's challenging to find all of you on here. Let's start a little thread! If you're an artist, reply to this post, tell us about what you do, and share some of your art. Then re-post it so we can find each other and reconnect! (thanks @ramiismail.com for the idea)

submitted 608 days ago • 901 comments

I don’t understand why people say that Twitter is an aggressive social media. During my time there everyone was very helpful, they’ve made everything in their capability to make sure I understood how to kill my self in many different ways

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

Still wondering where tf are the Brazilian people in this app

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

Just posting some random stuff till I get some online friends… or just till my friends realize I am now here and come bother me

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone know how long do I have to be on Bluesky till I get invitations? Btw good day

submitted 609 days ago • 1 comment