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Bonjour! It is I, France! Care to fall in love? (Mdni) https://frenchbeauty.straw.page
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A beautiful kitty cat! Or a peacock!

Im going to cry if i don’t get attention right now

Woe is me! My one true love is nowhere to be found! Must I spend these days a widow? A spinster?

If its wrong to have a special thing going on with your best friend i dont want to be right

Its called supporting mental health❤️

We’re gonna kill someone Lux

Our crime rate is high because the government is unjust and criminalizes every act of survival the people use

I’ll just cause a prison riot and be free!

I can help

:3c

I wont hold back as i claw every centimeter of fabric in your house

Right!

If you snip me, I’ll just do the same to your pigtails.

Omg yes i love those

Quick, I’m experiencing intense religious anxiety and devotion. Someone snap me out of it

[ offended gasp ] You would snip moi?! Like the feral stray?! Oh!! Witch!! Seize this devil child at once!!

But I’ll be stunning, and everyone will crowd me to say “what a beautiful cat!” And I’ll be treated like royalty while fed only the finest meals :3 Also, who doesn’t love a catboy?

Non…! Wait, but then I don’t have to work! I can strike all day!

All the time

Eek! Non! Get away! Do not curse me! [ cowering!! Acting submissive!! ]

Eep! That’s worse than being British! [ cupping his face and shaking his head ] Non! Let’s stick to our usual fighting and arguing!

Afraid of fire, my little witch? [ cupping her chin, Francis smiles ] What if i let you practice your spells and hexes upon my flesh?

[ beneath it is a drawing of Alice at the stake ] How beautiful

[ putting hearts around Alice’s name ]

Cute, oui? I bought it yesterday!

Me too! I want my prince charming 🥺 Or princess!

I got this..? What an odd quiz

Hm… [ thinking ] Not crazy enough. Check back if i start the executions again

Obviously. I just want to enhance love! Give it a nice, refreshing push in the right direction! I also want to know if they actually work.

What’s live without danger? That’s why I tried to drown you so many times! [ blowing her a kiss ]

So what you’re saying is that you could make a spell? One that gets someone to love you forever?

Including….love potions? :3c

No…? Whats in there?

It is if it brightens your mood! And if it gets rid of soot stains.

[ tucking a paintbrush into his back pocket ] I would never do something so nice to you

Beauty sleep much needed it seems

My kitty 🥰

We should both do our makeup! We’ll be spectacular!

Who’s eager for Eurovision? I can’t wait to hear everyone sing!