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boo.bsky.social
DEI director at ExxonMobil. Continuing to give our gasoline that rainbow sheen. You'll never stop me from making gas woke and gay. She/her
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We need to go back in time and tell them to stop trying to fix Y2K

submitted 4 minutes ago • 1 comment

If I were a cis girl I'd be like "everyone can tell my pee sounds weird"

submitted 40 minutes ago • 0 comments

I just realized Elon thinks Twitter is a success. He utterly destroyed a product then called it a W because his personal experience improved. And now he's going to do that to a whole country.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 4 hours ago • 293 comments

coming this holiday season

submitted 8 hours ago • 53 comments

You can die if you hold your sneeze in, and also if you sneeze too hard. Enjoy walking that tightrope for the rest of your life

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I bet if I made my name "Truth Speaks" and said "Big Oil hid the fact that sugar increases your petrol mileage to make you buy more petrol" a bunch of you suckers would eat it up.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

You can improve your gas mileage by adding a little sugar to your gas

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

submitted 12 hours ago • 445 comments

added alt-text. why does nobody in british journalism ever ask this question? why does no politician ever ask this question?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

The left appears to have "genocide derangement syndrome" where the imminent possibility of genocide makes them act out

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

This whiteness trend should be eradicated

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

it's so weird how everyone in American politics is like "we have to do what the President tells us until a court tells us otherwise" actually no, no you don't

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

On the topic of teaching the dolls not to see sexual availability as their sole social capital, I am building platonic friendships from scratch right now and I can't tell if it's hard to make friends because I'm old or if it's roughly the same but my tolerance for bullshit has just dropped to zero.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Good morning/evening bluesky

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

They either made up the evidence in the documentary or they failed to provide full discovery and I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure that means the whole case needs to be dismissed.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Protect this woman at all costs. Maine’s Governor Janet Mills tells “King” Trump that she’ll see him in court after he threatens her for not promising to comply with his EO that is only enforceable by genitalia inspections. 🔥 Freaking National Treasure

submitted 1 day ago • 112 comments

can vouch that @marisakabas.bsky.social did it first

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 14 hours ago • 27 comments

Making institutions throw trans people under the bus in order to grovel for funding that isn't going to survive the doge cuts anyways reminds me of the beginning of Rebel Moon when the admiral promises to spare the kid's family if he kills his own father, then they kill his family anyways.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

How long did it take you to realize Mangione was dressed in a (dark) green sweater today to match the call to action for people attending court support to wear green in solidarity with him (green because Luigi from Mario Bros)? It took me, a reporter who was in the courtroom, a solid two hours.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

The media calling it a controversial salute is the bait that makes the left flip out that makes the right able to retain its entire coalition stg

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Same, honestly

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Centrists think they're so virtuous for being willing to work with the right but it just shows that they're losers with no cool or interesting friends that get targeted by the fsr right.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What If, and hear me out, the far left and far right joined forces to eradicate centrism and then when centrist complain we say "you're just the most unwilling to work with anyone"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments