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when i make that coochie queef>>>>>

She make me feel good til i bust cream

if you really loved me you’d let me drive a stake through your heart

*rasta voice* Princess Mon of Noke

Im the goop to your glop

This is what happens when i stop posting for 8 hours

I'm watching princess mononoke for the first time and like, damn. This thing does slap. So good wtf.

I dont actually have a type 🤣🤣🤣. Just a normal poster who never gets horny

I have a type its basically @platinumclit.bsky.social

Hot people should really watch how they talk to me lest they get a tongue sandwich if you know what i mean

Hey bro. Sorry i unfollowed you, but the lib resist memes were getting pretty annoying. Actually not that sorry now that i think about it. Since i was one of 20k people you followed. probably wont even notice.

I want a hot women to run a train on me... *Cough* I mean run a train on me *cough* dammit! I mean run me over with a train.

CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani theonion.com/cpac-to...

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I don't think people should be so comfortable replacing "C" with "K" when makinh up cool slang like 'Kollege' or 'Krazy'. You 're just one slip of the tongue away from naming your friend group the 'Krazy Kool Klub"

"People speak with their heart and vote with their dollar." Is that why rich people don't pay taxes?

posting "we will need to work in communism" and sticking my phone up my ass

You ever notice its rich people who invent new technologies to make work more productive and efficient with the goal of "working less" and the working class wants to work more