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boohoopanda.bsky.social
🇬🇧 · Pays taxes & has legal obligations · Responsible for keeping my adds alive · In a committed relationship with myself.
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There's nothing standing in your way except yourself and possibly others

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What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it had been stronger.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

40 years, 5 months, 6 days.

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I’m not a pessimist - the glass is fully empty.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

you guys have no idea how well i’m managing my emotions right now

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

A feature I think Bluesky should add: People should get a notif when a mutual following ends and everyone who follows both people should also get an alert and made to choose like a child of divorce. This would solve nothing and only cause countless problems I’m accepting no questions at this time

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I made a friend today.

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my toxic trait is continuing to post after I’ve said good night

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

I deserve special treatment

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

I had forgotten how exhausting *gestures all around* was

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

just want you to feel safe

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lmao, farts are funny. INTERVIEWER: Okay, and any other qualities you bring to a team?

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

How do you tell a lovely person that their four kids are actual little shits?

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Stop, in the name of fleeting infatuation

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

submitted 5 days ago • 123 comments

The spawn.

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Imagine a relationship where someone wants to be in a relationship with you, not just have a free maid, cook and babysitter. Lol.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Brb taking my Squirtle for a walk.

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i wish there were wild monkeys here

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

they’re “well, ACTUALLY”-ing your jokes over on bluesky

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

your service animal wanted me to kiss them, they told me so

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Pro Tip: Teach your toddlers to count to ten as soon as they show an interest in numbers . . . so they can reset the router when needed.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

guys what if we took boobs and filled them with some kind of drink

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

Uni called me asking why I swapped my major from BSc (Honours) Geography and Environmental Science to BSc (Honours) Data Science. ...wouldn't you?

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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 6 days ago • 369 comments

I'm a big fan of EastEnders but that really wasn't good. Average at best. Poor Martin though. Maybe he will come back as a fruit and veg ghost in the 80th #EElive

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Overall impression of the 40th Anniversary Live. Is this a face of someone who's impressed?

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The #EELive is over so it's back to reposting other peoples' funnies.

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The first rule of soap operas is that when someone says that everything is going to be alright, then death is imminent. #EastEnders #EELive

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Well. Okay. I'm not sure if the reaction to a 'huge anniversary live' is meant to be "Well. Okay." but well. Okay. #EastEnders

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Was there ANYTHING inside that blanket? :'D #EastEnders

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Jossa trying so hard not to laugh. #EastEnders

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Fvkcing Hell are they killing off Martin? #EastEnders

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

Mornings like these, I should add "Toddler Mum" to my CV to prove I have what it takes to do any job.

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 7 days ago • 136 comments

my account is a psyops to make you fall in like with me

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

I am working on becoming a work in progress.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I wish life would give me lemons. Everything is so expensive right now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Wifi issues all day so I've returned to the old and faithfuls for the night.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You don't have to agree with me on everything but you do have to keep your shitty opinions to yourself.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

When you get old you have to be careful when you relax so you don't get a destress fracture.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Coming to a library near you. (If you live in a specific area in Thanet.)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I will never understand people who voluntarily* just sit on their asses at home. I am so fvcking bored every day. *disabilities etc obviously don't fall under that umbrella.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Did a thing today.

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