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My name is Laurie. I'm a disabled, geeky, goth queer woman who loves books, cats, and baking. I have chronic pain and chronic illnesses, I'm happily married to my enby spouse, and do not tolerate bigots. EDS, MCAS. Dual classing adhd and autism.
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Lucy let Gus share her rug while I took a bath and he was so cautiously delighted.

I know that cases like this are hugely discovery dependent and therefore a hard lift to ask for someone to take on pro bono, but if any lawyer out there feels the burning need to fuck up a company that's being blasé as fuck about killing multiple cats, Kiki has loads of provable monetary damages.

I picked my cat up off the counter before she could find something to lick in the sink and set her gently down on the ground, telling her once again, "No counter. Down." She farted at me in retaliation. My mouth was open.

back when I was a kid a soft drink company came up with a scheme to put super dumb slogans like HELLO under bottle caps but it worked to spur purchase not least from my buddy who collected thousands of caps to sell for profit , nobody bought any & he was still a better businessman than elon musk

Usually the counterpoint to “president says false thing” is not “BUT he believes it.”

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Me, talking about how describing my existence often horrifies medical professionals: "I am frequently upsetting to doctors." Derek: "Yeah, well, I think a lot of doctors need to be upset more often." Me: "Are you saying that my being a generic dumpster fire is a public service?"

If you're in desperate need of a comfort read, this is the absolute best. Sapient swords with opinions, housekeepers with questions, non-binary holy lawyers, a very patient ox, and a sweet romance. If you wish more cozy fantasy cared about worldbuilding and supply chains, here you go!

You can tell a lot about person by what they assume about you when they're struggling to read your facial expression.

I feel like when we finally move into a house and can adopt a third cat, I'm going to accidentally lock a cat in the laundry room. Not because I forget to do a headcount when closing the laundry room door, but because, after more than a decade and a half of having 2 cats, I'll forget there are 3.

Me to my spouse, after re-listening to one of Ursula Vernon's Paladin novels: Me: "Are you sure that the reason you keep saying my DnD class would be paladin isn't my tendency to feel intensely guilty over things that absolutely not my fault?" Spouse: " I mean, that isn't NOT why...."

The hills I will die on are a wild combination of dearly held beliefs on the nature of being human, on empathy, on justice and the complexity of existence And also some completely fucking arbitrary bullshit that I have Strong Feelings About for reasons I don't even completely understand.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

The hills I will die on are a wild combination of dearly held beliefs on the nature of being human, on empathy, on justice and the complexity of existence And also some completely fucking arbitrary bullshit that I have Strong Feelings About for reasons I don't even completely understand.

I hate it when my bones aren't in the right places. #EhlersDanlosSyndrome

So I apparently do remember my password for here! Lol