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31, midwestern transplant, bookworm extraordinaire, overgrown emo, daniel sharman stannie, 8123
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no offense, but you, you got no integrity

This is quite literally Nazi shit

ash trevino: into the nunuverse

i think kingpin is my favorite villain, he’s too good

Looking for Alaska was published 20 years ago today. What a journey that little book has been on.

Under the U.S Constitution, the President is very explicitly not a king. The President's wishes and decrees do not magically become law.

i’m suing marvel for what they pulled in the first fifteen minutes of daredevil!!!!

kelly bishop having two of my favorite emily lines in her book is making me CACKLE “find a box, throw her, we’re done” and “throw the old harpy’s carcass in a ditch. let a wolverine eat her”

One of the best to ever do it, period. RIP to the irreplaceable Gene Hackman.

imagine hating me and i’m just in my room throwing ass to paramore

i’ve had some sort of stomach bug all day and i’m miserable

A message for #Danaher:

travis clark and justin baldoni being part of the same religion makes sense

We're like a month in.

Y’all need to leave the bird app. Stop giving a real-life supervillain so much fucking money and power.

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

MAGA rn: Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!” Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”

my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

i really don’t understand how anyone was shocked that paul reubens was gay, the very first episode has a jacked lifeguard who never wore a shirt

pee wees playhouse is on prime so of COURSE i’m watching it, this show made me into the sarcastic asshole i am today

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

probably the most mischievous grin ever

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes. Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing?

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!

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Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

fake “lawyers” following me is weird

will the next one be the one that gets rid of that decaying old turtle

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

and the worst part is before it gets any better we're headed for a cliff, and in the free fall i will realize i'm better off when i hit the bottom

real life tim burton character

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