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So long, boomers.

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WHY ? ? ?? - dashare.zone ADMIN

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When Kieran Culkin wins this year it will be a make-up Oscar for his performance in Scott Pilgrim.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite kind of video right now is when some nice kids find a nice old lady with a wild overgrown lawn and offer to clear it for her for free and then it turns out there was an entire abandoned skate park underneath.

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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRREEGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! Here are some comics I bought!!!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzHL...

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

As a bald guy looking at Mark Wahlberg in FLIGHT RISK, I am far more embarrassed for him than insulted.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Fix your hearts or die.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Butler-Statham Season: The period between when the first Gerard Butler movie premieres and the first Jason Statham movie premieres (or vice versa) each year. This years’s Butler-Statham Season runs from tomorrow, January 10th through March 28th. Many Happy Returns.

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“Auld Lang Syne” was the first version of, “I’ve just finished trimming my friends list, so if you can still read this, Congratulations!”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

“Auld Lang Syne” was the first version of, “I’ve just finished trimming my friends list, so if you can still read this, Congratulations!”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Year! And remember, if your office closes before 4pm today, you work for an alcoholic.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

What everyone will hear when I die.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This year’s tree.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

*In rhythm with the TMNT theme* "Jane Schoenbrun's Charles Burn's Black Hole"

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We need to reassess what we consider to be the renaissance period.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

THE COFFEE TABLE(2022): The most shaken I have been by a film in over 20 years.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

The Predator stalks across my backyard. From the deck, I hoist my coffee and chuckle as it steps in another pile of dog poop that its heat vision failed to recognize. Three red laser dots alight my forehead.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Guys only want one thing and it’s Blentucky.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Getting to grow up with Saturday morning cartoons was pretty great.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Merciless would be a great girls name.

submitted 116 days ago • 6 comments

TOGO (2019): Another movie has apparently been memory holed permanently. Willem Dafoe and a Husky made a perfect family adventure movie based on a true story. Gone from Disney+, No rentals available, No physical release. I'm sorry you probably didn't get to see this. My family loved it.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Heavy Metal is real cool.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

TAKE COVER: Scott Adkins leads a gender swapped version of Joe Lynch’s ‘Everly’.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Would you wear socks if you didn't have to?

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If Big Bird were still alive, he'd tell you to listen to this track. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFg...

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE: the Silmarillion multiplied by Meet the Spartans.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Like I said yesterday, "Hey, at least it's Friday."

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I could wrestle that baby hippo and win.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Oreos, this is straight up irresponsible.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t tell if I’m happier to not be RFK jr. or to not be Drake. I’m really super glad I am neither of them right now.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

The wrinkles on your face are the primary source of dust in your house.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Too School to be Cool.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of spending 10 minutes trying to think of a clever way to somehow take credit for it, I am just going to remind of you of the, "O, R they?" joke from Rushmore.

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Happy Labor Day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMq-...

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

The who now in the what where?

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

There’s nothing better than parachute day.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Well, they don't get any closer than that, folks.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Andrew Koji for James Bond.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s hear it for sandwiches. They haven’t let us down once.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Cous Coustofferson.

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

Couscous Tofferson.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Normalize Superman being 5’ 9”.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

I thought NBC’s graphics person was getting salty with the rich dressage nerds until I realized those are the names of their horses.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments