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weed autist (extreme) he/him, dumb coyote, friend of eggbug, late 30s. minors gtfo ⚧ / ∞ / ΘΔ / PNW
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Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

People keep saying "it's gonna be a long four years," and I keep saying: this cannot go on for even a small portion of that. People will die, government will crumble, America will go to war, and our democratic republic will be dead, buried, and rotted out top to bottom. He *must* be removed ASAP

If you work in a legal, medical or government office in one of these trials: RELEASE THE FUCKING DATA HOLY FUCK LEAK THE DATA SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD WITH A SINGLE USB STICK AND AN EMAIL ADDRESS HOLY SHIT FUCK IP

stable sesh

appreciating my calico isopods, the females at the end are some of the nicest I’ve had appear yet

these ghouls just collecting interest on my money PLEASE DONT JOIN PATREON THROUGH THE APPLE APP

Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself

This guy is so full from confidential documents yum Kofi'd by Postaldog94!!! ko-fi.com/planeyboys

my hill to die on is that policing which fetishes artists are allowed to draw is just controlling creeper/stalker behavior that slowly got normalized online as being some kind of moral crusade. Same vibes as an ex with a restraining order demanding you wear your hair a certain way on Facebook. Creep

redditor who age regresses to get "the full r/explainlikeimfive experience"

I think about how this was happening and how everyone thinks the "just leave trans people alone" position is considered the extreme one now

hmmmmmmmmm

Semi-regular reminder that ebooks we publish are for sale at baddogbooks.com and do not have any DRM imposed on them. You bought it, it’s yours.

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles: From below: map of CTA network From side: picture of bus From front: picture of train

check out this guy in the flashlight reddit having the best day of his fucking life

I make…very normal fine merch 💦 (Made for me but u can grab one in the shop too for a bit) Coeyandshy.com

Cutting Medicaid funding means innocent people will die. Republicans RIGHT NOW are scheming to take away healthcare from millions of Americans including children, the disabled and the elderly, all to pay for tax cuts for corporations and the rich. Call your Representatives TODAY: 202-224-3121

american healthcare is so cool

I was fuckin there man it was legit

old work Siamese!

this is the face authors are talking about when they say someone is “making a smile that is more like a grimace than a smile”

I testified against HB900 in the last session, as did an eighth-grader. If you fall anywhere between "published author" and "middle schooler," love the freedom to read, and can make it to to the Capitol in Austin this Thursday to testify, I hope you will.

Weedman with benefits 😈

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

Hitler said the Third Reich would last 1000 years. It lasted 12 and he died cowering in a bunker. Fascism always fails.

The House could vote next week on drastic cuts to Medicaid that would gut critical programs that protect the civil rights and dignity of millions of Americans — including people with disabilities. Contact your member of Congress: No cuts to Medicaid.

where are my invertebrate lovers? 🐛🐞🐜🦂 #bugsky #bug #invertebrates #entomology #art

That one Fate in Bozja that claimed so many lives #ffxiv

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.” death to fascism, go Birds 🦅

a heads up if you're on an android device, check your apps / running processes for Android System SafetyCore its been recently installed and enabled automatically currently it's scanning your photos and tagging stuff as nude or explicit, while also having full network permissions

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

Are you jealous? 💦

How to change a swastika that cant be removed

good evening biffoheads, torment your signal friends with this sticker pack containing all your @oocbiffo.bsky.social favorites signal.art/addstickers/... #makeprivacystick

Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases theonion.com/report-...

Yo Bro / TurboGrafx-16 / NEC / 1991

hello!! i am nora and i am a fused glass artist with a store at nora.jewelry! here's some of what's in stock today

My Oil Painting on panel "Big Hoss" 2024 #oilpainting #painting #art #traditionalart #chicken