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some drunk guy in the street just said something about mac and cheese tasting like his ex boyfriend and im so baffled it's like a zen koan

go habs go

never before has there been a more urgent need to Get Off The Computer

someone should do for wario land 3 what pizza tower did for wario land 4

my most boomer behavior watching severance with my husband has been loudly bellowing "WELL THEY AINT GETTIN' ONE OF THOSE" whenever the "a fifth season production" title card shows

black plaque comin off my teeth call me lydia tar

Robert Pattinson in Mickey 17: (dick and testes get hit by a comet going 10,000 MPH Sniper Elite style) oh brudder right in da family jewels!

now seated 4 mickey 17

im guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate

ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell

accepting that i am old and getting one of those "electric bikes"

does from software still have a wing of the company that supports all the old database bullshit from back in the day? must be so weird to have that as your job while they're making elden ring down the hallway

using my dick to measure the snow

sick of normal things being given grandiose epithets? you might be part of the great oh fuck off now

healing is itchy and I cannot sleep

not sure if this is in the library of congress or not but it is also an incredible image in the public domain

ow

the fact that sodium citrate is Na₃C₆H₅O₇ is sort of upsetting

now watching:

can't believe none of you stayed for the post credits stinger in nosferatu where willem dafoe played with his cats

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

my smart move today was making a playlist of all the 30 rock christmas episodes (including the forbidden one) to watch at the inlaws

i keep wanting to check out at work and they keep not letting me

been having fun doing meme cooking (tying various cuts of meat to the upper rack of my oven to roast them)

Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...

ok i take it back this site got fun finally

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vibing out in the iranian mothership

edging but for emesis